What Should I Put On My Nachos?

[rucky]

the fate of my late nite snack is in your hands, DUers. I have a 2-pound brick of cheese and I ain't afraid to use it. So what's it gonna be?

[xJlM]

1. Plenty of cheese and jalapenos

And if you like, maybe some salsa on the side. I like mine pretty plain...

[FDRrocks]

2. Salsa! And only that.

Meat is muder, dairy is rape. :) Just my .02.

edit: Actually, I second the Jalapenos.

[Blue-Jay]

7. Dairy is rape?

<scratches head at the implication>

[rucky]

10. Nipple abuse:

the milk sucker thinger outers cause infections...so I've heard.

But cheese tastes gooooood.

[Dogmudgeon]

15. Save the Jalapeños!

Every time you eat a hot pepper, you make Jesus cry.

--bkl

[MercutioATC]

3. I'll assume you're looking for an EASY meal at this hour, so...

Nachos, cheese (as much as they'll hold), a little garlic powder, a little chili powder, chopped onions and jalapenos (if you have them handy, which I'll bet you don't), chopped lettuce and sour cream.

In a pinch, Tostitos and shredded cheese in the oven for 10 minutes at 400 degrees have worked for me..

[rucky]

6. oh...I have jalapenos, alright

and sour cream. not so sure if the lettuce is still good.

[MercutioATC]

9. I'm impressed! A tip: The middle of the head of lettuce is still good

long after the rest expires. Bon Appetit!

[Chuckup]

4. Top it off with a dash of

Roy

[oxycontinrush]

5. Rush sez: try some opiates in your cheese dip

Crush up 30-40 OxyContin tabs and sprinkle it over your nachos. Once you've eaten a couple, you don't care what the hell they taste like... mellow... ummm... nachos on loan from God... stuff...

[rucky]

8. Thanks! But my dealer is "unavailable"...

[Loyal]

14. Lmao!

:P

[soothsayer]

11. if you've got a can of refried beans on hand

add 'em by all means

[rucky]

12. Got frijoles: Above or below the cheese?

[mykpart]

13. From bottom to top:

Chips, beans, cheese, jalapenos.

[Paschall]

16. But only black bean frijoles

JMHO.

And I like a big handful of avocado chunks on my nachos. More carbs are always good for you, right?