CRAP! I have to show up for Jury Duty in Santa Maria tomorrow!

[4_Legs_Good]

Gah gah gah gah gah!!!

It's gonna be a freaking circus!

gah!

david

[7th_Sephiroth]

1. show up with an i love michael jackson t-shirt on

you'll get dropped and get your face on the news

[nini]

2. oh sweet JEEBUS

Good luck.. I'd rather have my toenails pulled off!

:scared:

[mdmc]

3. be sure to say

"There is nothing that I would rather do then serve as a juror."
Be sincere. It scares attorneys.

[4_Legs_Good]

4. I'll say "I'd be totally Thriller to be on this jury!!!"

...uh I mean thrilled, thrilled!

david

[givemebackmycountry]

5. Tell them

Look my kid and my dog are out in the car...How long is this bullshit gonna take?

Works every time.

:-)

[4_Legs_Good]

6. LMAO

That's the best plan yet!

david

[x-g.o.p.er]

7. Moonwalk in, and you'll be out of there in 10 minutes, tops.

Grab your crotch and wear an Eisenhower jacket with one glove, just for good measure.

[Book Lover]

8. A few weeks ago, I was called in to serve in the same courthouse

that the Scott Peterson trial was being held in; I feel your pain. Thing that bugged me the most was the surly cameraguys wandering the halls, sprawling across the corridor with no more than a by-your-leave. Good luck :-)