Princess Contest, find out if you're a true princess of the internet!

[RevolutionaryActs]

Here we having the first ever princess contest! The rules are simple you must impress us (Veronica Kleeb and I) with your mad threadjacking skillz.

The winner will be chosen at the end of the night and shall receive a brand new tiara and a kiss from Veronica Kleeb herself! :D

[JohnKleeb]

1. Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

[RevolutionaryActs]

2. Well damn it, we need some entrees!

[JohnKleeb]

3. You need to entice them my dear

[RevolutionaryActs]

4. How?

[RevolutionaryActs]

5. I have to leave for a minute, I shall return though.

You work on some ideas ok? :P

[JohnKleeb]

6. ok

[JohnKleeb]

7. change the title girl

[RevolutionaryActs]

10. To what?

Tell me!!!!!!!! HELP! :cry:

[JohnKleeb]

11. add free something inside

[RevolutionaryActs]

12. So "Princess Contest. Free something inside"?

:P

[pres2032]

14. heh, that sounds new age

[JohnKleeb]

16. new age rhymes with boobage!

[RevolutionaryActs]

17. Well I changed it. Tell me what you think?

:shrug:

[JohnKleeb]

19. great sweetie

[RevolutionaryActs]

21. The thing is, I don't think anyone will out do us for threadjacking.

That's it! They're intimidated! haha

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

74. I don't have my threadjacking partner today

so I'm outnumbered

[progmom]

79. who's your threadjacking pardner?

So you guys have to do that in pairs? And you make fun of us for going to the bathroom in pairs?

[JohnKleeb]

84. no threadjacking is always done in pairs

it can be co-ed or same sex.

[progmom]

89. well I guess that's why I'm not getting anywhere here. Hey JimmyJazz!

JimmyJazz! We got some work to do!

[JohnKleeb]

90. Yeah where is she?

[JimmyJazz]

And you need me for this thread because its dying!

:shrug: :P

[progmom]

121. That's what I'm talkin' 'bout!

JimmyJazz is here!

Hey everybody! JimmyJazz is here! It's all ok now!


:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[JimmyJazz]

127. You make my heart go

Pit-a-pat

:loveya:

More than I can say, love. Really! :yourock:

[progmom]

136. You know I'm just using you for your chaise, right?

It's just such a cozy chaise.
So soft and inviting.

[JimmyJazz]

139. I'm just using you cause you have a nice

rack:

Otherwise, you're toast

[progmom]

140. what about my nice ass?

[progmom]

123. Apparently one needs a thread-jacking partner

...to jack a thread.

And I picked you.


:hi:

[JohnKleeb]

125. I have had many partners but rev is the bestest

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

103. yeah having a cohort always helps

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

101. We all got our issues :)

My pard is RandomKoolzip

[JohnKleeb]

108. fitting

Koolzip is a good guy.

[pres2032]

20. looks good

[RevolutionaryActs]

23. Thanks pres.

:D

[Longgrain]

8. Why do i feel as if you're mocking me Rev

Or are you that desperate to see my latest Photoshop experiment...:evilgrin:

[JohnKleeb]

9. Its actually not a mock at you sweetie

:P

[RevolutionaryActs]

18. I'm just doing as Kleeb tells me.

hehe :P

[progmom]

92. you think everyone is mocking you

...or ignoring you.


It's all part of being a sensitive artist, I think. :loveya:








edited for ridiculous spelling

[AlGore-08.com]

13. Mike Hunt takes heat over position on juvenile sex offenders!

http://www.aikenstandard.com/star/286625744541785.php

Juveniles on S.C. sex offender registry a troubling issue

By ROB NOVIT Senior writer

The South Carolina Sex Offenders list published on a state Web site contains the names of adults convicted of a variety of crimes of a sexual nature, but also juveniles as well.

When those minors are enrolled in a public school, state law gets confusing involving issues of confidentiality and the public's right to know. Also confusing for parents and school officials is the fact that the statutory definition of a sex offender in South Carolina is so broad that a person listed might be a serial rapist capable of violence or a teenaged boy convicted for having sex with a girlfriend of the same age.

(snip)

Sheriff Mike Hunt said he doesn't know the specifics of these cases, but does know the teenagers have met their obligations to register annually.

"There's nothing that requires us by law to put out a newsletter," said Hunt. "They are by law registered with the local sheriff's office and on the Web site. They have meet their obligations and we have met ours. There is no way we can keep them out of school as long as they meet the registration requirements."

(More... )

[JohnKleeb]

15. Mike Hunt now thats funny!

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

22. I am! I am!

[RevolutionaryActs]

24. Well start jacking the thread!

:P

[JohnKleeb]

26. Yes do start

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

27. Do I have to?

[RevolutionaryActs]

28. Thems the rules!

:P

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

31. You trying to opress me? I thought this was a librul forum?

:shrug:

[RevolutionaryActs]

39. Well, they're the rules for this game.

You wouldn't go and play Risk, without following the rules would you?

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

42. If I wanted to take 9 men for every turn I held Asia in stead of seven

who'd stop me? I'd be holding the biggest damn continent there is!

What's yer point now?

[RevolutionaryActs]

44. Um.... You cheat and Risk?

:shrug:

[JohnKleeb]

46. no one is partaking

:cry: I think they're jealous.

[RevolutionaryActs]

48. Yeah...

They are jealous! Jealous of out insane threadjacking skillz, and blinding beauty. :silly:

[JohnKleeb]

49. of course they are hun

They know they want my figure of 5'9 130 pounds.

[RevolutionaryActs]

50. hehe

I'm 5'9, I don't weigh 130 though... x(

[JohnKleeb]

55. *Changes back to Kleeb Kleeb*

I am actually 6'0 and 220 but you know I can shrink for this role :D. *changes back to Veronica* thats beeeeeeeeeeeeter.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

52. Why not?

You got some sort of ethics code? Dude - when you're holding Asia you're pretty much making the rules at that point.

[RevolutionaryActs]

54. LOL I've actually never played Risk, so I don't even know the rules!

:silly:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

56. What's Risk now?

[JohnKleeb]

57. some kinda game, you all wanna play twister?

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

62. Nah - stratego

[RevolutionaryActs]

58. ..

??

[JohnKleeb]

61. borrrrrrring

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

63. no kidding

'the fuck is that shit?

[JohnKleeb]

67. I know like totally

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

69. word

[JohnKleeb]

95. yeppers!

[JohnKleeb]

29. if you wanna participate yes

[JohnKleeb]

25. aww cute but not my type but do try sweetie

[progmom]

71. what is your type, Kleeby?

Just curious.

I must say, it would appear that the good Rev is your type...

[JohnKleeb]

104. Well its hard to describe really all in one bit

but I like dark haired girls, I like girls of all hair colors of course, medium to long length hair, a sense of humor, smarts, sillyness, and an ability to appreciate all kinds of things, and a leftist politically of course.

[JohnKleeb]

30. .

:*

[RevolutionaryActs]

32. .

:kick:

If you don't play, you can't win. You all want a kiss from Veronica Kleeb don't you?

[name not needed]

33. drugs are good

:smoke:

[JohnKleeb]

34. yes they are, yes they are

[RevolutionaryActs]

35. HAHA Are you implying that I'm on drugs? 'Cause I'm not.

:P

[name not needed]

36. I wish I was!

I hate not having any weed!

[JohnKleeb]

38. umm yeah you are

that cake I baked you last night was filled with Mr. Green. Oh crap, I am so sorry, I put in Mr. Green from clue, I am such a dumb ditz. :cry:

[progmom]

It appears as though you two are by far the best thread-jackers

No one is willing to even try to jack your thread.

That's sad. :cry:

[RevolutionaryActs]

Isn't it!

:cry:

[JohnKleeb]

41. Yes it is sad

:cry:

[JimmyJazz]

37. Find put? Find out? You mean it's not a fuckin' givin' that I AM

the princess???? Hey! Who the fuck failed to tell the rest of da lounge that I am THE princess??? Heads will roll, I tell ya.

[JohnKleeb]

40. I dunno, I dunno

[JohnKleeb]

43. I SMOKE TWO JOINTS IN THE MORNING, SMOKE TWO IN THE EVENING

[RevolutionaryActs]

45. I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints, and then I smoke two more.

I LOVE SUBLIME!!!!!!!

[JohnKleeb]

47. My friend turned me on to them and 311

[Wat_Tyler]

51. There's only one Princess here - and she's white trash!

On edit - I'm going to regret posting that, aren't I? :D

[JohnKleeb]

53. Bull I am princess veronica kleeb corningstone!

[progmom]

68. yes, i think you will

but that's the way it goes, kimosabe

[JohnKleeb]

72. its life

but I am the greatest!

[progmom]

76. the greatest what?

:shrug:

[JohnKleeb]

78. I dont know

:shrug: I didnt see you questioning that Muhammad Ali guy.

[progmom]

83. you make a good point

But I never ran into him on DU.


And besides, his talents were obvious.

[JohnKleeb]

88. true that

[Wat_Tyler]

85. Ah, I'm just making a light-hearted reference to her own thread on it.

No intention of insult there.

[progmom]

96. Oh I know

But it seems like even the most well-intentioned light-hearted references have been misinterpreted lately. :shrug:

[salin]

59. A quick question...

[JohnKleeb]

60. yeah, I am a little crazy tonight

just my nature.

[salin]

64. why a princess?

why not a rook, or a earl, or a duchess?

[JohnKleeb]

65. Oh why do I want a princess?

Despite acting like a femmy girl, I still like girls.

[salin]

70. btw, a warning...

been doing that free-association thingy... so I might be prone to free-association/post-blurting a potential posting form of cybertourettes...

[JohnKleeb]

77. ahh ok thanks

[salin]

82. Open Wide

darn it... it just happened... read "Ahh..." couldn't.stop.self...

[RevolutionaryActs]

66. Because, I'm the queen, Veronica is a princess too, but she doesn't

want a prince. So a princess! :D

[salin]

73. Ah... but for variety

and the ability to keep a little power status... why not a Contessa?

[JohnKleeb]

75. I dont know what that is

:cry:

[salin]

80. female counterpart

to a Count :D :hug:

[JohnKleeb]

81. I thought that was a Countess

[salin]

86. That title is reserved for Drac's lady

seriously - have seen both Countess and Contessa used - not sure if it is a difference depending on language roots.

[JohnKleeb]

87. Drac has a lady? damn how much money is he paying her

[salin]

93. She gets to pick the pockets

of his victims while he is keeping them... distracted. But she does tend to get disconsolate in having to deal with the bats... Any suggestions for her?

[JohnKleeb]

94. Leave the bastard, thats my suggestion

[salin]

105. But where would she find such willing

pickpocket victims? How would she support herself?

[JohnKleeb]

107. Frankenstein's place?

[salin]

117. but she would be freaked out by Igor

other suggestions of how she might begin to support herself?

[JohnKleeb]

119. uhh go on welfare?

[salin]

130. But who is still around in transylvania to pay taxes

to pay for welfare... drac has sucked 'em all dry. By the way, is it true that Blade has gotten loose somewhere in the vicinity? Is she going to have to go into hiding?

[JohnKleeb]

132. I dont know

[JohnKleeb]

91. scuse me while I kiss this thread

:*

[RevolutionaryActs]

97. You're such a tart Veronica.

[JohnKleeb]

98. you're such a hottie

:loveya:

[RevolutionaryActs]

99. Awww :blush:

:loveya:

[JohnKleeb]

100. indeed

:*

[RevolutionaryActs]

102. lipstick hooker kisses!

:* :* :*

[JohnKleeb]

106. 10 more!

:* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :*

[RevolutionaryActs]

109. hehehehe that's 11

:* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :* :*

[JohnKleeb]

110. aww sweet

You should have a poll seeing how people like me better lol, I just gotta see the results.

[RevolutionaryActs]

111. Like you better then who?

Better then Me? Noooo I don't think my ego could handle that! :cry:

[JohnKleeb]

112. No not you

You know who, he hasn't been around the last couple nights.

[progmom]

113. stop jacking your own thread!

You know, you could go blind from that!

[JohnKleeb]

115. aww but its fun

[RevolutionaryActs]

114. hahaha

Who do you like better, John Kleeb or Veronica Kleeb?

[JohnKleeb]

116. its actually Veronica Kleeb Corningstone

but yes.

[RevolutionaryActs]

118. Oh yes, ok here I go to make the poll!

:7

[JohnKleeb]

120. sweeeeeeeeet

have one opition eb called snap out of it kleeb lol.

[RevolutionaryActs]

122. Should I have a "other" opition?

[JohnKleeb]

124. sweetie isn't that the law?

[RevolutionaryActs]

126. Well, yes.... ok

Veronica V. John. hehe here I goes!

[JohnKleeb]

129. haha ok

You know its actually apt to have others because I have other personalities other than those two.

[JimmyJazz]

128. When in the hell are you going to end this silly contest and give me

my fuckin' tiarra? I mean, really!!!!!

[JohnKleeb]

131. be patient

[JimmyJazz]

133. But., I thought it was OBVIOUS!!!!! Yanumsen?????

[JohnKleeb]

135. you just want a princess veronica kiss, I see how it is

:*

[RevolutionaryActs]

134. JJ You have your own title.

Super Goddess of Awesome Dares.

Or SGAD for short. :7

[JohnKleeb]

137. I want a dare :)

[JimmyJazz]

138. .

You got that right :toast:

[RevolutionaryActs]

141. :-D

:toast: