I searched the world over and thought I found true love......

[JimmyJazz]

[JohnKleeb]

1. and?

[RevolutionaryActs]

Yeah! And?.....

[JimmyJazz]

5. You met another and....

[JimmyJazz]

2. you tell me....

[JohnKleeb]

6. and then I realized I had laid eyes on her only recently

:shrug:

[name not needed]

3. and if you keep doing that youll go blind!

:D

[JohnKleeb]

7. I CANT HELP IT DAMN IT!

[name not needed]

9. IM OVER HERE, YOU BLIND BASTARD!

[JohnKleeb]

12. WHERE!

DAMN IT NOW MY HEAD HURTS

[name not needed]

13. GOOD!

:D

[JohnKleeb]

15. YOU MAY FORGET THAT I AM BIGGER THAN YOU

BUT BECAUSE I AM LISTENING TO SUBLIME, AHH FORGET ABOUT IT.

[name not needed]

19. BUT I CONDITION THE HAIR!

THEREFORE I AM BETTER. how dare you come between me and chico me tipo!

[JohnKleeb]

20. ITS NOT MY FAULT!

I JUST WANTED TO TRY RED FOR ONCE!

[name not needed]

21. LOUD NOISES

I DONT KNOW WHAT WERE YELLING ABOUT

[JohnKleeb]

25. WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE IF THAT CUTE BLONDE OVER THERE

WANTS TO DANCE WITH ME?

[name not needed]

27. would you like to go to the pants party?

[JohnKleeb]

29. WILL THE GIRLS HAVE NO PANTS?

[Left Is Write]

4. But you met another...

and pphhht! you was gone.

[JimmyJazz]

10. OMG - I swear we must know one another in real life!

:toast: I lurve you Left is Write! Hee haw rocked! I don't go 'round repeating gossip so....

[JimmyJazz]

16. I am rolling...I know it's not that funny, but it got me....

I needed that one more than you could ever know :toast:

[Left Is Write]

24. *smooch*

Glad to be of service!

:toast:

When I was a kid, we used to watch Hee Haw on Saturday evenings in our basement family room, snuggled up by the fireplace and munching on a huge bowl of popcorn. Good times...good times.

"Where oh where are you tonight?
Why did you leave me here all alone?
I searched the world over
And I thought I found true love,
But you met another and pphht! you was gone."

And don't forget Samples Sales...telephone number BR549!

[JimmyJazz]

35. Al I remember is.... I don't go around repeatin' gossip...

so you'd better be sure and listen close the first time!

:toast: :yourock: I :loveya:

[Hardrada]

43. Goodbye Dick Nixon

Iwrote a variant in 1974;

Where oh where are you tonight?
Why did you leave us here alone?
Goodbye, Dick Nixon, and goodbye forever.
We tried to see you but pthfffffft! you were gone>

[Longgrain]

8. Where are you looking

I've seen true love in my neck of the woods, but alas, it was only me.

[yellowdogintexas]

11. You met another and and pflttt you were gone

that is supposed to sound like a raspberry, which would be an excellent addition to the smiley library by the way

[JimmyJazz]

18. I......can't......breathe....you guys rock!

[yellowdogintexas]

22. BR 549

[Left Is Write]

28. Gloom, despair, and agony on me....

[Richardo]

52. All right! I found the Hee-Haw contingent

:yourock: JimmyJazz, Left Is Write, yellowdogintexas.

Psst! CatWoman is a fellow traveler...pass it on. ;-)

[jus_the_facts]

14. hee hee he haw haw....

:D

[ThoughtCriminal]

17. You met Another and Pffft you were gone!

Pain despair and agony on me
Deep dark depression,
Excessive misery
If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck all
Pain despair and agony on me

[JimmyJazz]

34. .

:toast: I'm still laughing over this one...

[FuzzySlippers]

23. Oh sweetie....

how are you doing?:hi:

[JimmyJazz]

30. Honestly. I'm hurtin' big time, but I'm breathin' and that's the

important thing. Ya know??? Thanks for thinking of me. I'm thinking of you, too. :toast:

[FuzzySlippers]

32. I'm so sorry.

:hug:

[JimmyJazz]

33. .

:hug: Everything's gonna be just fine!

[dolo amber]

26. That's a terrible thing

to earworm a person with so close to bedtime...which only guarantees I'll wake up with it as well... :cry:

Saaaaaaaalute! :P

[JimmyJazz]

31. I sawy - sorta...maybe....I think....

NO I'M NOT - I ENJOY TORTURING PEOPLE! :P

[Zomby Woof]

36. I swear to gawd

My late grandfather, from Tennessee no less, WAS exactly like Archie Campbell in those barbershop skits. He was a barber for a living (and a preacher, but that's another story), and his stories and jokes were so much like Campbell's, I thought maybe someone spied on his barbershop for material.

Yes, I admit to having HeeHaw in my childhood TV diet. But since I have no shame anyway... :P

[JimmyJazz]

37. It takes a real man to admit to knowing who Roy Clark is... oh and

Minnie Pearl....

[Zomby Woof]

38. HowDEEEEEEEEEEEE!

I'm a pickin'!

And I'm a-grinnin!

LOL, it is downright weird how vivid the memories are... but such was life with only 3 channels in the early 70's...

[JimmyJazz]

39. Dayum - I loved that woman.

[yellowdogintexas]

41. She was a good Democrat too. And a good Methodist

and I graduated from college with her...seriously, she got an honorary from my college the same day I got my BA\
but I did not get to meet her

[movie_girl99]

50. dont forget Buck Owens n/t

[Wat_Tyler]

Feh. She probably lives in Tahiti.

[Wat_Tyler]

40. Feh. She probably lives in Tahiti.

[JimmyJazz]

42. erm -- bite me just for the sake of biting someone...

:P

[Wat_Tyler]

48. Sorry, aren't you quoting the lyrics to 'Whole Wide World'

by Wreckless Eric? Am I now too hip for my own good? :o

[JimmyJazz]

49. Yes, Wat - you are too hip for your own good.

One of these days, you just might catch up to me in terms of coolness :7 well, it's something to strive for, anyway.

[Wat_Tyler]

51. It's what I live for, Jazzy.

It's what I live for.

[liberalhistorian]

44. ..,,,,And then

I got the rug pulled out from under me, came to my senses, and finally realized, at the age of forty, that I would never be lucky enough to find true love and that it would always come to others, especially all others around me, and never me no matter how much I have to give and badly I may want it??? :shrug: :shrug:

Sorry, it's been a really rough couple of days and I'm not in the mood to joke about this. Maybe won't be for a very long time.

[JimmyJazz]

45. It is a wrong em boyo!

Hey -- listen to this: most people who are married are fronting. Trust me.... I know.... Scratch the surface of most married couples and the facade will come tumbling down. There's a really good chance that what you envy just might be a very good illusion.

[tjdee]

47. That is true.

So often these days people get married because it's time, or it's the logical next step, or because hey, they get along pretty good, why not, no such thing as true love anyway.

Lots of people think it's a myth just because they haven't found it.
Maybe it is a myth.

And no, I'm not saying that because mine is getting married.
:silly:

[tjdee]

46. So did I, he's getting married this year.

:(

Screw that noise, I don't think I'm in for true love anymore. That was it.

I will be like the aunt in Great Expectations (uh, at least the Ethan Hawke version). With minimally more sex.