Am summoning DUers with psychic powers...

[saltpoint]

Please tell me where my yellow toy Plymouth is that I lost when I was 7 years old.

[salin]

1. not psychic...

but I would venture to guess that it is now resting snuggly beneath many years worth of refuse in the old city dump?

[saltpoint]

5. Fine, salin. Now I'm weeping uncontrollably and STILL --

-- don't know where my toy Plymouth is.

Thanks a million!

[salin]

21. well... I think it might be resting within

an old Johnson's Creamery milk cartoon.... Does that help?

[saltpoint]

32. Hmmmm. You seem to have the touch, salin.

Worthy powers to see through the murk of a confused Age.

[salin]

34. too bad that I can't pass that skill/power

on to more of my fellow Hoosiers :shrug:

[saltpoint]

35. Well, it's not your fault they voted for Bush.

You did your part.

There's talk in NEWSWEEK that your Senator Bayh is gathering a finance team with a view toward seeking the presidency.

[salin]

51. yikes

definitely not my pick for the top of the ticket.

[progmom]

2. your brother took it

and hid it in his closet.


go ahead - ask him why he did that to you.

[saltpoint]

7. You know, I SUSPECTED him from the very beginning!

I may go burn down his damn house tonight!

[progmom]

17. I think he still has it in a shoe box

...of childhood treasures. He might not even remember that it was yours. You better ask him about it before you burn down the house!

:bounce:

[saltpoint]

38. But then it gives him the chance to hide it AGAIN!

I need a STRATEGY!

[Bouncy Ball]

3. Long gone.

Your mother threw it out. It's dust. Sorry my man.

[saltpoint]

8. : ( : ( : ( : (

[DulceDecorum]

19. It is in the same place

as Rosebud.

[proud patriot]

4. upside down in the dirt buried a bit now

:hi:

[saltpoint]

11. Hi, proud patriot. What! ? Oh no, don't SAY that.

It's bad enough that it's buried in the dirt, but UPSIDE DOWN, too?

The horror. The horror.

[intheflow]

25. I must concur with proud patriot.

I'm sure all my toy cars ended up underground in the back yard of the house I grew up in. I'd love to return and excavate!

I'll bet that sneaky kid Billy stole a few from me, too. :cry:

[saltpoint]

29. Listen, I'm not supposed to say anything, but --

-- Billy is RIGHT HERE in my house, right now, drunker than a boiled owl.

You want me to swipe his keys and go check for the toys?

[intheflow]

39. Depends. Are you talking about car keys?

And if so, are you drunk, too? Then, NO! Safety first, Old Crusoe!

But if sober, uh... yeah. That'd be nice. Thanks. :hi:

[saltpoint]

41. No, I'm sober. Ok, then, it's settled. I'll grab his keys --

-- and meet you at the corner in 45 minutes.

Oh -- and bring an embedded reporter. We'll need extensive media coverage...

[intheflow]

42. Be sure to remove all weapondry from Bill before you leave.

And do you mean that corner over there, or that corner down by that place where that thing happened?

Also, can I bring an independent reporter instead? You know you have to watch your back with those embedded guys.

[saltpoint]

44. You're right. No MSM would be better.

Good thinking.

[DulceDecorum]

14. Are you related

to that psychic in an episode of the X-files where they went to this forest to look for a dead body and they absolutely could not find it and so they gave up and then had to push the car out of the mud because it had rained on the dirt track and then they discovered that had parked right on top of the body?

[saltpoint]

24. Only ONE of my personalities is related to THAT guy.

[HeeBGBz]

6. In an alien earth toy museum

Along with my sock monkey.

[saltpoint]

13. Shhhhhh. Enough already with the sock monkey --

-- Skinner said no sex threads, remember?

[HeeBGBz]

23. Sock monkey was no decadent threat

He was as innocent as Spongebob.

[saltpoint]

26. Well dammit, any friend of Spongebob is a friend of mine.

And anybody as innocent as Spongebob is too.

[HeeBGBz]

40. *gives the super top secret hand jive*

[Duncan Grant]

9. Easy...

it's on e-bay (or soon will be). :D

[saltpoint]

15. Hey, 94114 SF. I'll keep a hawkeye out for it on eBay --

-- per your suggestion.

In the meanwhile, please say hello to my former city for me. San Francisco is top-drawer in my book.

[Duncan Grant]

28. With pleasure!

[sarcasmo]

10. Your Mother accidentally threw it away. 3.99 per minute 800 psychic.

[saltpoint]

18. : )

(Well... as long as it was an accident...)

[wtmusic]

12. Had to think for a moment -- but here it is

Just to the left of the pet rock

[saltpoint]

20. That's It! Right THERE in the rubble! Forbid it, Almighty God!

[arismomkoofie]

16. You know that space that was under your back porch steps?

Well, it's not there. Instead, your best friend borrowed it, and meant to return it. However, his dog thought it was her new toy and took it out to the backyard and nibbled it. When her doggie friend came over, he peed on it, thinking it was a mini fire hydrant. To make matters worse, your friend finally found it and felt so bad, he hid it in his laundry basket. His mom figured out what had happened to it AFTER she picked it up, and she threw it away in disgust. The garbage man found it and took it home to his son, but his son thought it was a piece of crap and gave it to his neighbor, who cherished it and has passed it down to his children. They threw it out last week. It's in the southeast corner of the dump, about 15 inches down under compacted banana peels and disposable diapers that are bio hazardous because of the crap people were SUPPOSED to dump in the toilet but were too lazy to do because we are such a self-centered, disposable society.

Did that answer your question?

[saltpoint]

22. Uhh, I think it does. And now I know why some people --

-- use heroin.

[salin]

31. lol!

[TroubleMan]

27. If they were really psychic, they would have PM'ed you b4 you posted this.

Think about it.

If all of those phone psychics were really psychic, they would have called you first.

Phone Rings

"Hello"
"This is Miss Cleo, yah were about to call me now."
"Damn....you're right."
"Yeah, he's having sex with your best friend, and play 24-36-2-19-15."
"Wow, thanks, Miss Cleo. How much do I owe you?"
"I already took the money out of your bank account 5 minutes ago."

[saltpoint]

33. : )

And you're right... it's all a rip-off.

[A HERETIC I AM]

30. Wouldn't the true psychics have known BEFOREHAND

that you needed their help and PMed you already? Just curious

[BikeWriter]

36. I knew you were going to ask that...

:)

[saltpoint]

37. Amazing.

(reaching for checkbook...) What do I owe ya?

[BikeWriter]

49. This one's on the house. Consider it a freebie. :-)

[yellowdogintexas]

43. my kid sister buried it in the cornfield with my cap gun

[saltpoint]

45. Oh no. This is real bad news.

You don't have your capgun. I don't have my toy Plymouth.

Is it... all over, then?

[jdots]

46. sorry I gave you the answer when you lost it

It is behind the refridgerator in the kitchen or was,you have moved many times since then.Do not invest in pork bellys this week,you will meet a person that will change your life,Tuesday do not get out of bed,send me all your money
c/o Master Salabim
Scamco Inc.
23-666 Blinky Blvd.
Puddington Nevada
80943

[msgadget]

47. It was in the laundry hamper

for many years. At the very, very, very bottom. It was there so long it became invisible - you know how that works - and when it was time to thrown out the hamper you'd long since gotten over it anyway so the whole dang thing was put outside for the garbage truck to haul away.

BUT, when they hoisted it over their beefy shoulders to put it into the yawning maw (sp?) of the truck, the bright yellow Plymouth fell out. The newest sanitation professional picked up, wiped it on his uniform and put it into his pocket for his daughter.

She squealed with delight over her new toy and it sits now beside all the other treasures her father brought her from work, more precious than ever since dear Dad is no longer with them. He now rests in eternal bliss next to one Dolores Husbandstealer in their new home, with his new daughter.

And, that's where it is.

[goodboy]

48. It's in a box in your parent's basement, with all your other shit...(nt)

[wtmusic]

53. LOL...the safe answer

would be right oh, what percent of the time? :D

[KittyWampus]

50. It's On Ebay ... If You Hurry You Can Still Bid!

[arismomkoofie]

52. I lied earlier...

This time I can really tell you where it is:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=43850&item=6945231330&rd=1

Thanks, that will be $25.99

:) PM me for my paypal address