Attention Class. Skinner has asked me to take attendance this morning...

[JimmyJazz]

so could you all sign the attendance book and then pass it to the next person? Thanks.

[terrya]

1. Here...but I need another cup of coffee! May I go get it...PLEASE???

:-)

:hi:

T

[JimmyJazz]

27. Only if you get me one, too.

BTW: there will be a quiz later today in social studies. Are you social?

[terrya]

29. As soon as I get OUR coffee, then I'll be completely social.

:-)

[mike_c]

2. here....

[sniffa]

3. i.p. freeLy

present!

[illini]

4. HA HA !!!

[movie_girl99]

5. present

I'm here but not fully awake yet. sippin coffee as i type

[JimmyJazz]

42. But you signed in 5 minutes late! If you can't get here on time,

don't bother coming at all -- now go to the principals office and get a late pass. Then, you can come back. :P

[movie_girl99]

170. i just got back

geez i missed the whole day. Do i get paddled for it?

[JimmyJazz]

179. You'll have to ask skinner - he's in ATA.

:P

[progmom]

6. Here!

But I gotsta get offa my butt and into work!

[JimmyJazz]

35. What name did you sign in the book? Huh?

"thread killer" :P

[progmom]

100. I didn't manage to kill this thread now, did I?

Maybe my streak is over???

:bounce:

[JimmyJazz]

136. I WAS SICK!!!! I kept going to bed early on you! I'm sorry.

[progmom]

145. JIMMYJAZZ! Why are you taking responsibility for my thread killing??

It's not just your threads I've been killing, hokay? I managed to halt a free-association thread for a full 90 minutes. How lame do you think THAT was?! I had to change one of my answers and kick the damn thing before it started again. Yikes!

[Murphys_Unlawful]

7. HERE! Scribble scrabble, HeeHee I signed my pets name.

[meegbear]

8. Here ...

Can I go to the boy's room?

[dolo amber]

9. Physically present...

Mentally, the jury's still out... :hangover:

[blueknight]

10. HERE!

now can i be excused to go to the restroom?

[JimmyJazz]

26. you'll need this:

[JimmyJazz]

37. you, too - huh? I really should have gone with the Nyquil/bed

method of treating my cold instead of the Keith Moon method.

[Bronco69]

11. Here

What time is lunch?

[WildClarySage]

12. I'm here

but my homework isn't.

[ret5hd]

13. TEACHERS PET!

[JimmyJazz]

21. Yes I am. It's about time you figured that out!

:P

[BlondieK143]

14. HERE!

I think?? :smoke:

[JimmyJazz]

22. It's a little early in the morning for that isn't it? Put it away unless

you have enough to share with the rest of the class.

[BlondieK143]

30. But I brought some for all!

Since I don't smoke it anyway! :D I thought I'd try sucking up today!

[acmavm]

15. I'm here physically but mentally I'm lost in the twilight zone. I woke up

at 2:40 a.m. and never got back to sleep. Needless to say, I'm damn cranky.

[McKenzie]

16. Can someone pretend to be me?

I'm not supposed to be here. I have a meeting in 20 mins and I have to prepare for it.

[hlthe2b]

17. I think Assskkkkroft's minions already have....

:hi:

Altogether now: We just love our little Bush! :eyes:

[d_b]

18. here

[matcom]

19. kiss-ass

:P

[JimmyJazz]

24. Shaddup - we all know skinner likes me best....

:P

[achtung_circus]

20. Well, I've got this thing called work I have to go to,

but I heard that JimmyJazz was the substitute today so I'm going to just audit this class for a while.
:hi:

[amber dog democrat]

23. present

but I need to get the laundry started before I get ready for work.

[JimmyJazz]

25. SIt Down! No one told you that you could leave your seat.

:hi:

I need to do laundry, too - now that you mention it.

[Murphys_Unlawful]

28. Why is the attendance book being passed to me again?

I'm here damn-it-all-to-hell!

[JimmyJazz]

31. Yeah, you're here - but if you want to get in good with skinner, you

shouldn't have shown up empty handed.

[Murphys_Unlawful]

39. Who said my hands were empty?

[papau]

32. We are all in our places with bright shiny faces, Good Morning to You,

Good Morning to you!

cookie?

[JimmyJazz]

33. yes please....

and good morning to you as well.

[JimmyJazz]

34. All right - which one of you clowns stole the attendance book!

It was here a little while ago!

[matcom]

36. i put it in Underpants'

underpants

[wellstone dem]

38. Why the hell does he start so early

all the studies show that the DU adolescents do better starting later in the day.

[underpants]

40. President

:hi:

[JimmyJazz]

41. Give back the attendance book, would ya? Matcom

says he put it in your underpants! :hi:

[BlondieK143]

43. Hey Jimmy...

There's a paperwad stuck to your ass. 5 bucks says matcom did it!

[JimmyJazz]

44. Thanks for telling me! I thought I felt something! Teacher's pets

are always abused by the class clowns, aren't they?

[BlondieK143]

47. Or they just think you're a dork

either way. :P

[JimmyJazz]

51. I prolly am a dork. How do I get to be a cool kid, like you?

[BlondieK143]

52. Uh, you're not talking to me are you?

If I'm cool, we're all fucked. :D

[HeeBGBz]

45. Hereish

Smokin in the girls room...

[sundog]

46. I think I'm here

It's open for debate.

And your link is broken. :P

[JimmyJazz]

49. No it's not - Matcom took the attendance book and stuffed it down

underpants' underpants!

And, you may be here, but you ain't all there - :P

[flvegan]

48. Let's see...here we go, Ty D. Bowl. There. All signed in.

[JimmyJazz]

62. HEY YOU! Give me the note! The one I saw passed to you by

matcom....Give it here!

[flvegan]

64. (chewing) what note? (swallow)

[Zomby Woof]

50. *raises hand slowly*

*Holds down coffee mug with other*

Signed,

Z. Woof

[JimmyJazz]

55. It's about time you signed in. I already told you - no one gets credit

for being here today unless they sign the attendance book.

Pass the coffee mug over here and I'll sign you in for tomorrow, too. ;)

[Zomby Woof]

58. Tomorrow?

Why... that's NEXT MONTH! *sputter*

I signed the attendance book with crayon. Does that count? :donut:

[JimmyJazz]

60. Next month? Already???? Good - it means were that much

closer to spring.

Yes, crayon counts - as long as skinner can read your writing, you'll still get credit.

BTW - are you ready for this afternoon's quiz?

[Zomby Woof]

63. Quiz??????

Do I have to bring a # 2 pencil? x(

And anyone who can read my writing is the one who gets extra credit. :o

[lonestarnot]

53. Present and accounted for SIR!

[JimmyJazz]

56. I hope you are addressing skinner - otherwise, it's SIRETTE???

[lonestarnot]

259. Thought Skinner gave the Q

[Darknyte7]

54. President! n/t

[JimmyJazz]

57. of what?

:shrug:

[Darknyte7]

66. Wow...

You got me there. No one ever asked me that before when I replied with "President" in roll calls.

[sundog]

59. (blows a spitball onto the chalkboard when you're not looking)

:7

[JimmyJazz]

61. that's okay - matcom already hit me in the ass with one --you have

bad aim! :P

[El Fuego]

65. I was here but now I'm gone

but I've left this post to carry on.

[JimmyJazz]

68. Next time, clean up your mess before you leave!

[El Fuego]

146. Yes Mr. Jazz.

Pssst!!!! Someone pass this note down while he's not looking!!}(

[JimmyJazz]

148. I'm not HE! And I saw you pass that note - give it up!

WTF? :silly:

[matcom]

67. Mr. Jazz!! Mr. Jazz!!

*raises hand*

can i have the bathroom key? i gotta pee!

[JimmyJazz]

70. Even though you called me, "Mr." - I wouldn't want you to have

an accident or anything....By the way - NO SMOKING IN THE BOYS ROOM!

[Left Is Write]

69. All right. I'm here, but I'm cranky.

Yet ANOTHER night of repeatedly interrupted sleep. I can't take much more of this.

[JimmyJazz]

73. I hear ya sweetie - I get the battles with insomnia myself...

Now - put your books away and get out a number two pencil...Here, take one page and pass the rest back...stop sniffing the paper - they stopped using that purple ink ages ago...

[Richardo]

71. I forget how to make a "b"

:dunce:

[JimmyJazz]

75. I think you are safe - there are no "b"s in Richardo....I don't think.

[Richardo]

78. Oh. Yeah.

:hangover: Never mind.

[kitkatrose]

72. Aqui!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, wait, this isn't spanish class.

[JimmyJazz]

74. Una mas cervesa - por favor???? It can be - if you want.

[twenty2strings]

76. I am here,the kids are at school and I can do anything I want!...

I got to play music for money this last weekend. I was in Springfield,Mo. Anybody know the Patton alley Pub? We had a blast. Life is good!:party:

[JimmyJazz]

81. All right - which one of these perky people are you?

[DS1]

77. *lifts face out of drool on desk*

Here.

*back to sleep*

[JimmyJazz]

80. I believe that is probably an apt description of your school days.

I'll wake you up in time for recess.

[bearfan454]

79. here

[JimmyJazz]

86. where?

here <---------------or---------------> here

[redqueen]

82. *signs book*

*passes it on*

[JimmyJazz]

84. are you the one who retrieved it from underpants' underpants?

:P

[redqueen]

91. Who else would have the courage to venture into such a scary place?

;)

[name not needed]

83. Mike Hunt

[JimmyJazz]

85. Don't you have school for real?

[name not needed]

88. No midterms today for me,

so I get a 3 day weekend.

[WoodrowFan]

87. can I borrow a pencil? (NT)

[JimmyJazz]

95. If you can't remember to bring the proper tools to class - how can

you be prepared for life??? I'm telling skinner to give you an "F" for today and 3 days of after school detention.

[LDS Jock]

89. sitting in the front seat

like the ass kisser I am

[ScreamingMeemie]

90. I tried to have my girlfriend call me in as my mom, but it didn't work.

:( Here....

[Briarius]

92. Heee-rrre

is it recess time yet? Can I go to the bathroom? Is it time to go home yet?

[ScreamingMeemie]

96. Stop copying off my paper!!!!!!!

:mad:

[Briarius]

98. I wasn't copying!

I was just uh...looking out the window! Yea,that was it! I was watching the squirrels be merry!

[loudestchick]

93. Present, Ms Jazz! And you look lovely today...

is that pantsuit a polyblend?

[Orsino]

94. I don't *feel* tardy.

I DROPPED MY PENCIL!!!!

[loudestchick]

99. ptthhbbtt *sticks out tongue*

[loudestchick]

97. Ms Jazz? Orsino is singing "Hot for Teacher" IN CLASS!!!!

[JimmyJazz]

103. I'm just the teacher's pet! Skinner is the teacher - so, erm..Okay!

[loudestchick]

105. I thought you were the sub? Dammit...all that good sucking up for

NOTHING! Piss off. Where's the :smoke: from earlier?

[kick-ass-bob]

101. Someone sign for me, wouldja?

I don't have time for this shit!
:P

[cabbage08]

102. here

[Katidid]

104. Uhhhhh .... I don't think I'm tardy

was here in Spirit with a "late pass"
O8)

[BikeWriter]

106. Whaddafuck?

[JimmyJazz]

111. You brought alcohol to class??? Good boy.

:7

[BikeWriter]

261. I always bring alcohol to class.

[BarbaRosa]

107. Sorry I'm late

but my dog ate my homework.., here it is if you want it.:evilgrin:

[JimmyJazz]

108. go to the other thread with a note from your parent or guardian....

and the "dog ate my homework" is the lamest excuse ever! :spank:

They do allow corporal punishment here, don't they?

[tyedyeto]

109. I put my X on the sheet but I need a ...

notary to make it official. May I be excused to go find one??

[Shananigans]

110. Shananigans signing in...

Sorry I'm late...I had to brush all this snow off the car and then all those out on the road were driving like a bunch of pansy ass grandmas. I apologize and submit exhibit A: A signed note from my mommy as evidence.

[JohnKleeb]

112. here ya go

JKleeb
signed.
Sigh this is not a good day.

[JimmyJazz]

114. I know, sweetie. I know.

:hug:

[JohnKleeb]

117. Thanks

I just got off the phone with a congressional office who is considering me.

[Arkana]

113. I.C. Wiener checking in.

I'll be off to class in about 35 minutes.

[Debbi801]

115. I'm here, but does it count if it is now afternoon?

[Murphys_Unlawful]

116. Nope. Required. This is now my third time signing....

this damn book. Oh why oh why do you taunt me so?

[JimmyJazz]

119. Hey! I'm Skinner's favorite - quit trying to take my place! It WON'T

work I tell ya! Give up now, mister murph :P

[Murphys_Unlawful]

126. You should be a better organized pet! How many times...

must I sign this damn book. I'm here already. By the way, you have a "kick me" sign on your back.

[JimmyJazz]

128. Dammit! I know it was that Miss Kitty - she's incorrigible!

[miss_kitty]

118. I need a hall pass

I gotta pee.

[JimmyJazz]

122. You'll have to get it from matcom -- I gave it to him earlier and he

never returned it! He's prolly smoking something funny in the boy's room with ZW and GOPisEvil. :hi:

[JohnKleeb]

125. ciggies or green?

[JimmyJazz]

127. oh - cigarettes are sooooooo nasty.

blech. :puke:

[Xipe Totec]

120. I'm not here, so I'm not posting.

You can't make me.

[JimmyJazz]

123. Then you'll have to stay late today....You'll need to find your own

way home, though - the bus won't wait for you.

[Xipe Totec]

141. Doh! I should have ducked behind Vinnie Barbarino

[realisticphish]

121. yo teach

first time in YEARS i've had a prof who takes attendence...


:hippie: The Incorrigible Democrat

[JimmyJazz]

124. I'm not the teacher! I'm the teacher's pet - well me and some

little chihuahua - but, I'm cuter. :P

[tigereye]

129. oops I'm late

Hi JJ

[JimmyJazz]

130. Late? Try absent this entire semester! Where have you been?

And where is your avatar? We can't have you running around here nekkid! Only the admins are allowed to post nekkid.

[grace0418]

131. here

Sorry I'm late. I didn't hear my alarm.

[JimmyJazz]

132. You've slept half the day away...

Now go to the blackboard and write:

"I will buy a reliable alarm clock so that I am never late again."

100 times.

[rhino47]

133. Sneaking in behind grace

quietly adjusting my thong.I think I put it on backwards.

[JimmyJazz]

135. OMG - I just clicked on your profile! IT'S A THONG WEARING RHINO!!!!!

How funny is that -- and, I think you'd have a hard time sneaking in behind grace! Jeebus.

[ContraBass Black]

134. here

[JimmyJazz]

137. Now that your here - feel free to post....but only until the bell rings...

:hi:

[ChickMagic]

138. Yo!

I'm here, lurking for the most part. Next?

[ralps]

139. I'm here after having a couple large cups of coffee.

Kick for the next person.
:hi:

[JimmyJazz]

143. Don't think you'll be getting out of here to go pee, either.

Besides, Matcom never returned the hall pass and Miss Kitty gets it next. :hi:

[fluffernutter]

140. sneaking in late with a mocha

:) good morning, miss JJ!

[JimmyJazz]

142. Good AFTERNOON Miss Fluff!

You are late and without a hall pass....You must now post an apology to skinner in ATA :P

[fluffernutter]

144. again? he is going to get so sick of me in there

:eyes:

[yvr girl]

147. I'm back!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've been playing hookey, but I'm back.

[JimmyJazz]

149. At the risk of locking my own thread...

are you wearing your school girl outfit???? :P

[yvr girl]

151. No uniforms at the schools I went to

so ya, I would have worn this to school.

It's not a mini skirt or plaid.

[TrogL]

150. Can i go to the bathroom?

[MrScorpio]

152. I'm Here

Here's an Apple

[JimmyJazz]

153. Oh baby - you don't need an apple to get my attention!

you saxy thang! :hi:

[Dark]

154. OOOOOOH SWEET! A substitute teacher!

(shoots spitball at JimmyJazz)

[JimmyJazz]

155. That's the fourth one today! And one "kick me" sign on my ass!

Jeebus - can't you people be more original??? :P

[name not needed]

158. make that 2 kick me signs on your ass

:D

[alexisfree]

156. sorry Im late ....

present! .....can I go to the restroom?

[JimmyJazz]

157. What is this??? Everyone needs to go to the bathroom -

you're supposed to go inbetween classes! I'm all out of hall passes - Now you'll have to go to ATA directly and ask skinner if you can pee.

[alexisfree]

161. I have a doctors note....

from last year....:crazy:

[JimmyJazz]

162. Again, you'll have to give it directly to skinner - he's expecting you.

[name not needed]

159. can i go to the bathroom?

i have to uh, tend to my, uh, "plants". yeah, thats it.

[JimmyJazz]

160. Do you have some sort of incontinence problem that you wanna

tell us about, NNN? And, as for the "kick me" sign -- NEENER NEENER NEENER - Skinner STILL likes me best. :P

[Murphys_Unlawful]

163. Seriously, this is getting just plain silly....

if I see this book one more time, it's going out the flippin' window!

[JimmyJazz]

164. Bite me, Murph!

It's been a nice diversion for me and you know it :P

[Murphys_Unlawful]

165. BITE you? That wouldn't be too nice of me. Now would it?

[name not needed]

166. Where the hell is matcom?

He still has my bong!

[nickgutierrez]

167. I'm here.

[JimmyJazz]

175. Yeah! Now we can ALL start posting!

Hey everyone, antiwarwarrior is here. Let's all say hi to antiwarwarrior!

[Bouncy Ball]

168. High!!!

Seymour Butts here! High!!!! I wish!!!!

[pres2032]

169. Ma'am, Pres2032 reporting for duty, ma'am!

[JimmyJazz]

176. Nice to see you Pres - now commence posting!

[pres2032]

186. Ma'am, yes, ma'am! Right away, ma'am!

[WI_DEM]

171. Here!!

[JimmyJazz]

177. And that is where, exactly??

:shrug:

[Maine-ah]

172. oh shit, I'm late!

but I'm here!

[JimmyJazz]

178. There is no cursing allowed here - dammit!

And, if you are a newbie - welcome to DU - if you aren't, well then carry on :hi: there's nothing more to see here.

[Maine-ah]

180. not too newbie

just lurk more than I post, then my husband and I scream about what this world has come to . but thanks for the welcome!:hi:

[kittycat1164]

173. I'm here now

please excuse the tardiness.....had to work all day don't ya know.

[no name no slogan]

174. I'm late-- must be a case of the mondays (nt)

[alexisfree]

181. can I go to the restroom

again!!!!.....:cry:

[JimmyJazz]

182. LOL!

Don't you still have the hall pass? And while you're there, yell into the boys room for matcom and name not needed to lay off the bong and get back to posting. Thanks.

[SOteric]

183. I'm not here today.

[JimmyJazz]

187. Neither am I. But, don't worry, I won't tell skinner...if you

give me a cookie that is. :hi:

And, um, no note passing allowed - and you know what I'm talking about, missy.

[dolo amber]

208. Miss Jazz?

I saw SOteric and (Principal) Skinner in the closet making babies...then I saw the baby and then the baby looked at me.

:o

[JimmyJazz]

212. As long as SOteric's real name isn't "Rosemary," I think we're good....

BTW - was the chihuahua there too? I'm just asking...

[davidinalameda]

184. I'm here

I think

[MikeG]

185. Can we hold class outside?

[JimmyJazz]

189. This is a question for skinner and it belongs in ATA....

:P

[donheld]

188. Sorry i'm late Skinner

I was mooning a *

[NoSheep]

190. Finally here. Busy day. n/t

:hi:

[Vinnie From Indy]

191. I Don't Feel "Tardy" n/t

[RevolutionaryActs]

192. I'm here Mizz Jazz.

How are you today? :hi:

[JimmyJazz]

194. Much better! I've got a good dare for you when you are ready:

Go into GD and find a flame war and post this, just this and nothing else:

[name not needed]

195. This might be more amusing

Bizarro Kleeb!

[JimmyJazz]

197. Stop following ME - And, did you ever get matcom out of the

bathroom?

[RevolutionaryActs]

202. I'm disappointed, it's pretty tame over in GD right now.

:evilfrown:


I'll wait for a little bit, I want to post on a really good one.

[RevolutionaryActs]

198. HAHAHAHA! OK!

:evilgrin:


P.S. I'll let you know which thread I posted on. Be right back! :7

[Mabus]

193. JJ, you've given me my spit-take

The stars were finally aligned. Besides, my favorite all-time album is "London Calling." I wore out the side (vinyl) with JJ on it.

Looks like you're feeling much better than the last time I ran across you.

Oh yes, :hi: I'm here (and there).

[JimmyJazz]

196. Oh thank you so much, Mabus!

Is "spit-take" a good thing? London Calling rocks. I had left it alone for a few years - It took me forever to break down and buy it on CD - and when I played it again -- WOW! Just, WOW!

:hi:

[Mabus]

205. Yes it is!

Everyone one needs a good spit-take now and again.

I've still got the vinyl of London Calling. It is WOW! even after all this time.

[JimmyJazz]

206. Most of my things got lost in a basement flood - All I have

are some pictures - my avatar being one of them - and a lighter Joe gave me. :cry:

I have NOTHING on vinyl.

[Mabus]

207. Been there

Actually a number of friends have called me the "Flood Queen" because everywhere I lived I've had a flood. Granted, during my student years I lived in some basements but it really doesn't matter where I move.

I got flooded twice in an apartment on top a hill. The first time was after I had asked for better weather stripping on the front door. Two days after I got it installed the water pipe to the upstairs apartment broke and flooded my apartment. The new weather stripping helped ensure that the water didn't leak out of my apartment. I had several inches of water in my apartment which damaged several hundred albums. In the course of "fixing" the pipe the management ended up causing a larger leak. I lost my saltwater fish in several aquariums when the ceiling collapsed.

My friends really became concerned in early 1993 when I moved to a house on a small hill. While I was moving in they kept telling me to move back to ground level or we'd all be doomed. A few months later my house on the hill was flooded during the rains that caused the Mississippi to flood.

I've already had my flood in my current residence. I'm staying put for a while.

[CandyCrim21]

199. Um........

Although I dont come around much. Im here today!:hi:

[JimmyJazz]

201. maybe you should come around more often - you are way behind

on your assignments, young lady - now start posting!

:hi:

[CandyCrim21]

203. LOL

I'm right on top of that Rose!;)

[alexisfree]

200. I already call matcom but..

I dont know where he is?.....


http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2545330

[Murphys_Unlawful]

204. Oh the hell with it. I give in. I'll sign again....

Amanda hugenkis

[gizmo1979]

209. YO your mama!

[sundog]

210. fuck this...I'm skipping the rest of the day. Anyone wanna go to the mall?

:7

[JimmyJazz]

211. Damn, sundog - I was hoping to convince you to meet me behind the

bleachers :7 - or on the football field - we could go for a two point "conversion."

[sundog]

213. I've got some coolers in da back of my pos car

and a roach :smoke:

[JimmyJazz]

214. Well, don't bogart the blunt - hot stuff.

:smoke:

And do you mean coolers as in: "we thank you for your support?"

Yeah - I'm so there, babe.

[sakabatou]

215. :: Signs as Super Intendant Chalmers ::

wheee!

[puerco-bellies]

216. I'm cutting class to hang at the beach...

Memories..

[JohnKleeb]

217. VKC checking in, hey I can check in twice

[JimmyJazz]

218. Hey Ronnie - how are you???

You can check in as many times as you like - just don't try to take over my title as "skinner's favorite" and everything will be just fine.

[JohnKleeb]

219. No teacher I won't

BTW where's rev with my new outfit and her style?

[bigwillq]

220. When's recess?!

Will's here!

Hello class!:hi:

[JohnKleeb]

221. hello I am Kleeb's atler ego

:P

[bigwillq]

225. Howdy Kleeb's alter ego!

Nice to meet ya!



:hi:


BTW, Hope you're feeling o.k.:hug:

[JohnKleeb]

226. pal? I am a girl silly

:D

*changes to reg Kleeb* I am feeling ok, thanks. *Changes back to VKC*

[Magrittes Pipe]

222. I skipped school today.

Screw that. It's time ta get my drunk on.

[JimmyJazz]

227. Figures! And you are 3 hours and 6 minutes late for the start of

happy hours - you're just late for everything, ain't ya?

[Magrittes Pipe]

232. Oh God. I'm PREGNANT!

:scared:

[JimmyJazz]

250. Lordamighty - a little hedge!

I think you are having triplets!

[intheflow]

223. I missed attendance this morning?!

God, I hope this doesn't end up on my permanent record! I'll never get into Harvard!

[JimmyJazz]

228. I'm reporting you to skinner!

Now you REALLY won't get into Harvard.

[intheflow]

233. Harvard... DU...

What doesn't Skinner have control over? All bow to the mighty Skinner!






...d'ya think my cheap attempt at sucking up to him will work?

[InvisibleTouch]

224. Here! But late as usual. ;) n/t

[JimmyJazz]

229. Yeah you're late! But, you're early for tomorrow's attendance -

so I guess you're okay!

[Thor_MN]

230. That depends, are you going to be kicking asses after taking names?

[JimmyJazz]

231. Only if you ask nicely.

:spank:

[2bfree]

234. here........

:)

[JimmyJazz]

238. And.....

:shrug: you wanna cookie or something?

[yellowdogintexas]

235. checking in.

dinner is on the table in front of the monitor

[sundog]

236. you suck JimmyJazz

stayin after school & all... you on janitor duty too?




Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you, there's a psycho killer loose & knocking off students with a butcher knife. You better lock the doors :scared:

[JimmyJazz]

237. you mean this psycho killer???? Fuck it. I could take him!

[JohnKleeb]

239. I could use my board on him, die you fool, die!

Oh hi Ms. J.

[sundog]

240. no, this one

btw - Heads are da best :bounce:

[JohnKleeb]

241. Well I wasn't going to go to prom anyway you silly closeted hetero you

:silly:

[RevolutionaryActs]

243. Awww but I wanted to go pick out prom dresses together!

:cry:

[JohnKleeb]

245. but I would rather go get high

:cry: while wearing a prom dress.

[RevolutionaryActs]

247. Ok that sounds funner!

:*

[JohnKleeb]

248. I thought so

and we can play video games too :*

[RevolutionaryActs]

249. And get a pizza?

:bounce:


:*

[JohnKleeb]

251. of course, what do you like on yours?

[RevolutionaryActs]

253. everthing, except for mushrooms.

I'm not a big fan of green peppers either, but if they're sliced thinly, I'm cool.

[JohnKleeb]

255. I could live with that

[JimmyJazz]

252. Don't you two hijack this thread - it's quite sufficient without

your jacking it :P Cease and desist - immediately!

[JohnKleeb]

254. Neeeeeeeeeever

You wont stop us!

[RevolutionaryActs]

256. What? Who's jacking?.......

O8)

[JohnKleeb]

242. Here, Here!

[name not needed]

262. kleeb, you suckup!

[Az]

244. Huh? What?

I was sleeping here!

[JimmyJazz]

246. You are late! Skinner is not happy with your sorry ass! Do you not

see the title of the thread: Skinner asked me to take attendance THIS MORNING! Does this look like morning to you???? - your posting privileges have been revoked until further notice :silly:

[Corgigal]

257. sorry teach

got lost on the way to class. My bad.

[JimmyJazz]

258. share what's in that glass and it'll be your good.

:7

[Corgigal]

260. of course

Whatever gets you through the night, it's all right, it's all right.

[alexisfree]

263. can I go to the restroom

......?x(