Ok, I'm 50 posts away from 2000, help me out here

[russian33]

I haven't posted as often as before the "election", so help me out here, I want to hit 2,000 posts. Ask me anything..please!

[Rapcw]

1. why do u want 2000 posts so bad? n/t

[russian33]

2. I don't know...it'll help me feel good about myself

and I'll spend less time working ;)

[cabbage08]

3. only 46 to go? n/t

[russian33]

4. slowly, but surely, that's the way to do it

the bastards outsourced my job, and they expect me to be productive now? good luck with that ;)

[cabbage08]

5. 45 n/t

:yourock:

[ckramer]

6. How do you tell you are close to 2000 posts?

[russian33]

7. I click on the little face in any of my posts

"Click to view this author's profile"...I think even you can do it, click on mine...it should say I have 1,957 posts so far

[ckramer]

10. Thanks!

I never know what these little iocns are used for...

[cabbage08]

8. Who invented liquid soap

and why?

[russian33]

11. Ooohh, that's a good one..I don't know the answer, but want to thank..

..that person

[sundog]

9. How bout a free-association/stream of consciousness thread?

[russian33]

12. Sure, how does that work?

Pardon my ignorance :)

[sundog]

17. post a word & then reply with the next word that comes to mind

Cloud

[redqueen]

18. busting

[russian33]

25. nut

;)

[redqueen]

28. bar

You're naughty!

[russian33]

31. Soap

to wash my mouth out :)

[redqueen]

32. opera

:7

[russian33]

33. Days

:evilgrin:

[redqueen]

34. of

[sundog]

35. Wine & Roses

[redqueen]

36. chocolate kisses

[sundog]

38. Chocolate City

[redqueen]

39. Funkadelic

[sundog]

41. Bootsy

you got it! :bounce:

[redqueen]

44. Groove

is in the heart, baby.

We need a bootie-shakin smiley. :)

[russian33]

37. mice

:)

[redqueen]

40. Slartibartfast

:D

[russian33]

42. What

..the hell does that mean? :)

[redqueen]

45. Margrathea

is the name of the planet (I think... been a while now) where Slartibartfast tells Arthur Dent that the planet Earth an experiment funded and run by mice. I take it you haven't read The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, yet?

[russian33]

46. Dumb

is how I feel right now..I haven't read Of Mice and Men either, just tried to sound intelligent :)

[Mitt Chovick]

13. What's your opinion on artifical turf?

[auntAgonist]

16. hey Welcome to DU Mitt!

:hi:

[Mitt Chovick]

20. Thanks

:hi:

[russian33]

26. I don't like it

:) And welcome!

[auntAgonist]

14. hmmmmmmmm

What goes up a chimney down but can't come down a chimney up?

[ComerPerro]

21. I know!

An umbrella.

[auntAgonist]

29. ding ding ding!!

YUP :)

[russian33]

24. I'm stumped...smoke? but that's to easy

[auntAgonist]

30. un umbrella :)

[redqueen]

15. So, is this what you call working from home?

;)

[russian33]

22. Darling..they outsourced my job to Argentina, those bastards..

..I'm in the knowledge transfer phase, till July 1st...but they "promised", they'll find me something within the company...yeah, aha, sure :)

[redqueen]

27. Awwwww I'm so sorry!

I hope they do, soon.

[ComerPerro]

19. Will having 2000 posts make you feel like a big man?

[russian33]

23. HUGE!

;)

[cabbage08]

47. only 22 to go n/t

[Dark]

43. What does the word egregious mean?

Just wondering.

[russian33]

48. Very Bad

As in "Bush is the most egregious pResident we've ever had"

:)

Definition: very bad
Synonyms: arrant, atrocious, capital, deplorable, extreme, flagrant, glaring, grievous, gross, heinous, infamous, insufferable, intolerable, monstrous, nefarious, notorious, outrageous, outright, preposterous, rank, scandalous, shocking, stark

[cabbage08]

49. only 10 more to go

:+