Is Everyone Ready For The Michael Jackson Media Orgy?

[Vinnie From Indy]

If one ever wanted to know what it would be like to dose an entire industry with Viagra, just hang onto your garter belts for the Michael Jackson trial of the millenia. The media's ten dollah Ho's will be scratching each others eyes out to get the latest bit of info on the King of Pop's dangly bits.

I have written all three cable news networks asking that they add a map of Michael's genitals to the floor map they currently use for the Middle East and Iraq. They could have lawyers and doctors walk around and point out significant testimony using the relief map of Michael's "bad touch" areas. I also asked them to dig really deep to find a connection between Scott&Laci and Mike so we can see how this all fits together in the "big picture".

[rocktivity]

1. Have you checked out this thread

Underpants is sure ready!

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rocknation

[WoodrowFan]

2. please don't use the terms 'Michael Jackson" and "orgy" together.

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