What Don't You Want People to Find in your House When You Die?

[mondo joe]

I've instructed a good friend about some adult entertainment materials I'd like her to GET RID of if I die. Bad enough to be dead, but too awful for your family to say "Oh, so THAT's what he was into!" or "My, that's a large video collection!"

So what do you want gotten rid of before a loved one comes to clean out your house?

Your diary?

Your dirty laundry?

Your computer cookies?

[Fenris]

1. A copy of "Let My Puppets Come"

[russian33]

2. Computer cookies and that thing you were talking about

;)

[Straight Shooter]

3. I don't want them to discover all my unfinished projects

It's sooo embarrassing

[MnFats]

4. ummm, there are some photos of old girlfriends.

and some letters.
nothing pornographic, but some of it is fairly, um, personal.
I should throw that stuff away now. Shoulda long ago.
Why do I hang onto that .... stuff. I haven't even looked at any of it in ages...

[aden_nak]

5. pr0n.

[MrScorpio]

6. EVERYTHING!

I'll it leave at that

[johnnie]

7. Nothing that I can think of

I have nothing that is bad or embarrassing. I have one tape of "adult entertainment" and if they find that my brother has to cop to the fact that he brought his VHS player to my house for me to fix because his machine ate the tape and I had to fix it.
As for anything else... there is nothing that I need to watch out for.

[name not needed]

8. porn

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

9. Photos of a certain Hungarian goalkeeper

And a letter from him from 1986.

[meisje]

10. I have a Republican buried in a shallow grave in my basement

Boy if that ever got out!! SHEESH:crazy:

[russian33]

11. LOL

hahahahahaha :)

[Bouncy Ball]

12. Probably the porn videos and the "toys"

and maybe my journals, but I wouldn't mind my daughter having the journals. There's nothing extremely embarrassing in them. Nothing sexual, either.

Oh and those Polaroids. Damn, I need to remember to shred those.

[MadisonProgressive]

13. If I really had something I was embarrassed about

why would I post it here???? (I do, and I'm not)

DOH!:toast:

[mondo joe]

15. Because it's one thing to mention it to strangers or peers.

It's another to have your brother or daughter or mother deal with it in real life. :-)

[MadisonProgressive]

39. But I'll be dead, so what me worry at that point?

[mr_hat]

14. Me on the crapper. Which is where most folks go, so I've heard.

[DemoTex]

32. That's where my uncle John died.

My aunt tried to get him off the crapper before the EMTs arrived and fell back into the bathtub, severely hurting her back.

[VelmaD]

16. Uh...my mom is a DU lurker...

so I think I'll plead the 5th. ;)

[hunter]

31. So's mine...

It tempers my writing a bit. But not much.

[Benhurst]

17. Judge Crater in his little cage in my basement. NT

[no name no slogan]

18. My Emerson, Lake and Palmer records (n/t)

[livinginphotographs]

19. I think my answer would be the same as yours.

Or maybe I could do the opposite. Right before I die, by a large stash of bestiality/transvestite/scat porn. Tee-hee....

[Debbi801]

20. A short list...

Assorted porn DVDs, books, magazines. Lots of paraphernalia that goes with the Hubby's and my lifestyle.

Debbi

[sundog]

21. porn

:7

[movie_girl99]

22. toys!! n/t

[plcdude]

23. hey

someone send me their stuff so I can have something to be embarrassed about. Living in Oklahoma means never having porn. I am so jealous.

[movie_girl99]

25. texas is just a hop skip and a jump n/t

[plcdude]

28. I might get arrested

when I cross the border by the morals police of Oklahoma.

[Worst Username Ever]

24. The swarm of killer bees that killed me

[WoodrowFan]

26. my first two wives

but unless they tear out those walls I'm safe

[paula777]

27. The cat hair tumbleweeds under my bed

[ContraBass Black]

29. Computer hard drive, cd-roms, and every written document.

Also, purge my blog and website.

[CO Liberal]

30. Me!

:-)

[miss_kitty]

33. me

after two weeks or so...:puke:

[seemunkee]

34. Adult comic books

They are in a locked drawer with all my other comics. I have a standing order with a friend to remove it should anything happen to me.
I don't need my daughter finding the complete Bondage Fairies series.

[WoodrowFan]

37. Bondage Fairies??? (NT)

[EC]

35. Who Cares.....

I don't care....it can't embarrass me if I'm not here, and my daughter doesn't care.:evilgrin: (Although I did tell her to take the pot, since it's usually good stuff, why waste it?)

[kskiska]

36. My Wayne Newton autograph

Well…gee…it was years and years ago and we were walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City and there was Wayne, his little daughter, and his goon squad. I guess I should trash it, but I keep thinking that maybe he'll embarrass himself somehow and it'll be worth something on eBay.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

38. My dirt collection