What DO you want people to find in your house when you die?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

I want my freepy brother and sister to see my "Daddy's Little War Criminal" magnet, my Tom Bihn washing instruction label t-shirt, and my collection of books by Michael Moore, and Bill and Hilary Clinton.

[NoSheep]

1. My books...and all the art work I've done in the past 2 years since the

war started.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

I'd like to see your art work...

Do you have any of it online?

[CandyCrim21]

14. I would like to see it as well!

[NoSheep]

22. I'm afraid not. I had to give the digital camera I got as a gift, back to

the giver because I was so intimidated by it! Mostly what I do is make posters for my car and I like making black and white cartoonish drawings with Sharpie pens to vent my frustrations with this mess we're in. Right now, I have a lot of sheep on the back of my car that have bands around their "waists" with dollar signs drawn on them. I think pictures work better than words. We have a closet door in the house that is serving as a gallery. On it, we hang our work. Some collage stuff. Drawings over printed photos and the like. The Parade magazine in the Sunday paper a few weeks ago, has a photo of Laura * with the caption "I hope I can help." or something like that. So....we drew a gun in her hand and we are wishing her well! It occurs to me that I could scan my sheep into my work computer and post them here. ooooooh!:think:

[Beaverhausen]

2. My cats

[GoddessOfGuinness]

8. That would be good...

I hope they have the good sense to keep them.

[Tempest]

3. I know what I DON'T want them to find

;-)

[GoddessOfGuinness]

9. Ah, but

that's another thread....

[chelsea0011]

4. a great unpublished American novel

I just have to start it. Somebody give me an opening sentence and I'll finish it.

[davidinalameda]

10. It was a dark and stormy night

didn't say you wanted an original opening sentence

:bounce:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

12. "Goddam ragheads suck anyway!" George bellowed as he

kicked the TV, sending sparks and shards of glass sputtering angrily across the room...

The title of this novel is "George gets his ass whooped."

[McKenzie]

5. Don't know. I know what I don't want them to find...

and I'm glad I know how to encrypt and hide drive volumes...all those subversive pages I've downloaded and hundreds of bookmarked "alternative" news sites. "Sheesh, McKenzie was a subversive!".

[GoddessOfGuinness]

13. What's wrong with that?

Don't be ashamed of who you are...

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

29. Maybe he doesn't want his descendants to have "SON OF LIBERAL" tatooed

on their forehead.

[RPM]

6. the other bodies

:freak:

just kidding :-)

[GoddessOfGuinness]

15. Gawd...not another hamster boiler!

Cannibals everywhere!

[RoeBear]

7. My thoughts were a little more base...

...I was thinking along the lines of my 'little black book' with Halle Berry's, Jennifer Aniston's and Whitney Houston's phone numbers.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

16. Wow! You really have their phone numbers?

You must be hot stuff!

[RoeBear]

19. Oh yeah!

And the restraining orders to prove it. :P

[CandyCrim21]

11. Hmmm

I DEFINATELY want my kitchen and bathroom to be CLEAN. I hate when those two rooms are even a little bit dirty I feel like the whole house is trashed when they are. LOL, I know I know! But other than that I hope they find lots and lots of PICTURES so that they will all know how much I truely loved them, (my family and friends), and they can see just how much fun I had in college. LOL Pictures are great!!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

17. Pictures are a good idea...

I'd like that too... :hi:

ooo...and all the art projects my kids made that I've saved through the years.

[CandyCrim21]

18. I wish

I could capture every single thing that I want to remember on film but I miss that opportunity often. I love them though. THey're the greatest things in the world. My grandmother just gave me a whold box of old photos. I've been haveing a ball with those. LOL Glad you agree with me though!:)

Yeah and speaking of old projects. My grandmother actually still had this little art project thing that I made in first grade and gave to her as a Christmas Present. Its mostly just marker and foil but it was so sweet that she's kept it all these years. So I think thats an awesome idea!

[gizmo1979]

20. Those damn keys to that 91 Escort.

Where the hell did I put those darn things!

[tigereye]

21. all my books!

hey Goddess!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

24. Hopefully, they'll even read them!

Hiya Tigereye! :hi:

[tigereye]

32. How have you been?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

23. Life's greatest mysteries...

My mom thought she'd lost a ruby ring that belonged to her great aunt. She found it in her safe deposit box at the bank when she went to get some papers out of it.

[SOteric]

25. My poetry and writings, a couple of really good bottles of wine

and instructions for the wake.

[Withywindle]

26. Stacks and stacks of mysterious and disturbing art...

...just like Henry Darger.

Antique treasures.


And boxes of steamy love letters and compromising photographs from various famous hotties of the day that I was noble enough to never blackmail anyone with.

[Blue-Jay]

27. Porn

[prolesunited]

31. You brought your porn with you?!?!?

:wow: :wow:

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

28. Instant revival kit -- good for use on house owner only. (nt)

[HeeBGBz]

30. A magnificent boy toy

Weeping uncontrollably over my smiling corpse.

[Floogeldy]

33. All of my cancelled checks written to Oral Roberts' ministry!

[NV Whino]

34. I keep cleaning out so nobody will find nothing

But then there's all the art. I'll just keep painting and "they" will have to figure out what the hell to do with it.

[LiberallyInclined]

35. my well-fed cats and my half-eaten body.

but not my weed.
and certainly not any cocaine- i'd hate to think that i left some behind.

[barb162]

36. There is a lot of stuff that is important to me and I hope they save it

I doubt they will, like my mom's photos, my family's stuff. I suspect they will just go after the jewelry and other valuables and toss the emotional stuff. I did a will to try to get the stuff where it is supposed to go. I think I have to revise it again

[RetroLounge]

37. Jimmy Hoffa's Thumb...

RL