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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-31-05 09:04 PM
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Does anyone have a teleporter I can borrow
I don't want to drive to the burbs again. But I must pick up packages. Anyone?
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-31-05 09:06 PM
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1. If I could, I'd wiggle my nose and the packages would appear.
Then you wouldn't have to teleport or drive anywhere. :)
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-31-05 09:12 PM
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9. You're the best
If I could, I would blink you some flowers.
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-31-05 09:07 PM
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2. Mines busted.
It's leaking this green fluid, which I'm told is not good. x(
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-31-05 09:10 PM
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7. Sounds bad
Better get it checked out.
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-31-05 09:07 PM
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3. Ask Capt. Kirk.
Maybe he can have Scotty loan you one.
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yvr girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-31-05 09:10 PM
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5. Us Canucks have to stick together
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-31-05 09:10 PM
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6. Yes...you must.......sticktogether.
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NGU Donating Member (272 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-31-05 09:08 PM
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4. It's in the mail n/t
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Ready4Change Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-31-05 09:11 PM
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8. I'd loan you mine, but...
Edited on Mon Jan-31-05 09:12 PM by Ready4Change
It wouldn't help you much. See, it operates on the principal that it is far cheaper to teleport small distances than long distances. So it gets from place to place by making an infinite series of micro-teleports.

The end result is something that doesn't travel any faster than most cars. By a quirk of design it also happens to look just like a car.

Sorry I can't be of more help. :)
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