I'm not sure, but I'm beginning to think no one likes me.

[JimmyJazz]

Is it my breath?

[bigwillq]

1. No it's that nasty body odor

:evilgrin:

[JimmyJazz]

6. Are you suggesting I shower? But, it's not June yet!

BTW - your posts don't count - you weren't there when attendance was taken. Skinner is mad at you.

[bigwillq]

11. Sorry, I came in late!

Please forgive.


OK, Ok, you don't smell, I take it back!:D

[roguevalley]

76. I like you, honey. Just hold this bouquet of flowers when I stand

next to you. :evilgrin:

I hope you are feeling better these days. :+

[Longgrain]

2. I like you...

You know that. :)

[JimmyJazz]

72. you like rice, too -- how does that make me special????

:P

[JohnKleeb]

3. Youre just paranoid

[RetroLounge]

4. It's that "extra" appendage...

ewwwww....

RL

[Misunderestimator]

52. That's what I was thinking.... no wait...

is it removable?

[LiberalVoice]

5. I thought it was your annoying tendency to...

actually refer to yourself in the third person as "JimmyJazz". :P

[JimmyJazz]

9. JimmyJazz never does that. JimmyJazz doesn't know what you

are talking about.

[hippiechick]

7. I like ya ... but then again ...

;) <kidding> :hug:

[JimmyJazz]

12. I can take a joke HC - Jeebus! you don't have to tell me you are

kidding! and, if you insist: :hug:

[hippiechick]

18. Well, I don't insist ... I don't want to offend ...

:(

[Liberal_Andy]

8. Surely, somebody likes you!

:yourock:

[JimmyJazz]

27. But just not you, right???

:P

[GOPisEvil]

10. Hey! I like you - even if you ARE the teacher's pet!

:P

[JimmyJazz]

15. Oh No, little buckerooni - I'm skinner's pet (once I stage a coup

to overthrow the evil chihuahua, that is)

[GOPisEvil]

17. Next up - Supernintendo Chalmers!

:D

[Taxloss]

13. I like you.

I think you're very funny. I just hardly ever talk to you.

[JimmyJazz]

19. Why thank you kind sir -- Can we meet sometime in London?

that is, if you are a Clash fan.

[Taxloss]

31. Yes, I love the Clash.

And I am happy to act as tour guide to DUers visiting London.

[Trajan]

14. Im sure all of us occasionally feels ill-begotten here in DU ....

Been there ....

In the end: not everyone is gonna like ya, and you can be sure that a good many will and do, even if they dont say it .... You can count on that ...

Now: about that breath ...

[Wat_Tyler]

16. I never do.

Most of the time, I'm trying to limit the number of people who tolerate me.

[JimmyJazz]

20. YOU! I've been baiting you into my trap!

You know that I love you more than my Louis Vitton carry on bag, but you told a tale out of school - which is really all good because everything worked out fine and now we are all one big happy family :7 and :P

[JimmyJazz]

I'll take note of that and I'll invest in some scope...thanks

:hi:

[dolo amber]

21. It's the functioning brain cells

Didn't yo' mama tell you nobody likes smart girls? :silly:

[JimmyJazz]

32. Are you saying I'm smart....or that I'm a smart ass? It's your call...

I will let you be the O-ficcial determiner of my fate....Smart-----or smartass???? *hums Jeopardy theme song*

[dolo amber]

38. I'm sure your ass is as intelligent as the rest of you...

Although I heard it voted for Perot in '96. :o

[JimmyJazz]

66. Oh little miss can't be wrong...

You are wrong. Not only did I NOT vote for Ross Perot in 1996, I didn't vote for anyone -- so put that in your liberal bong and toke on it!

[NGU]

74. That reminds me of one of my dad's favorite sayings...

Everyone likes a little ass. Nobody likes a smart ass.

Isn't it sad what gets stuck in our minds for years and years?

[loudestchick]

22. Shameless. Simply Shameless. tsk tsk tsk.

Yes, we like you...we really like you....Ms Sally Field, everyone give the little lady a hand. *claps loudly*

:evilgrin:

[JimmyJazz]

26. I couldna hep myseff..... I was double dog dared on this post!

[Lone_Star_Dem]

37. Careful....double dog dares

Are a good way to get your tongue stuck to a flag poll. :P

[Midlodemocrat]

23. I like you JimmyJazz

but I am a mod, what do I know? :shrug:

[JimmyJazz]

34. Dayum - That's cool, but I'm a Rocker! We're supposed to be like

the Jets and the Sharks.

[Midlodemocrat]

83. Shhh, don't tell Skinner or the other mods...

but I am the one who keeps forgetting to turn off the lights and the heat in the mod forum. We are more alike than you think.

[miss_kitty]

24. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

:eyes:

No it's because you hang out with me. Guilt by association.

I gotta a breath mint for ya. Here.

[JimmyJazz]

35. Miss Kitty! You are my dear friend and you have been from the

beginning -- only you could provide me with a tic tac and not offend :P - BTW - does this mean I get a kiss????

[miss_kitty]

40. Heh Heh

Well you notice-It's a full tic tac thinger-you may need to empty it.

[JimmyJazz]

69. Look lady - I put some odor eaters in the armpits of my dress and

I put some feminine hygiene spray under my arms....what more do I need to do to prove my love to you????

[miss_kitty]

71. Hmmmmmm

You do cover many bases with odor eaters and fem spray. maybe a Febreeze spritz in the hair?

:hi:

[TroubleMan]

25. You're okay.....

FOR ME TO POOP ON!!


j/k.

[JimmyJazz]

39. I gotta tell ya that if :j/k;" is an indication that this was a joke....

that wasn't really necessary! I am not that thin skinned and I know a joke when I see one. DORK!

[TroubleMan]

46. j/k stands for just kidding, and I've learned to include it even...

when it's obvious....You'd be suprised how many people miss sarcasm or obvious jokes.

Normally I would assume you'd get it, knowing you, but it seems like you've gotten yourself really loaded now, and there's no telling what you'd get.
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j/k

[sundog]

28. we all hate you... we just couldn't find anyone to tell ya

:7

[JimmyJazz]

41. Then it really is my breath? Dammit.

Why didn't someone tell me sooner????

[sundog]

44. one word: Altoids.

[JohnKleeb]

47. the cinnamon ones are like totally better man

[SOteric]

29. How close were you standing to Lynnesin's gas thread?

:shrug:

[JimmyJazz]

42. I did not see it, but I've heard about it!

In fact, I hate to ask this, but....will you hold me....close? Please....? I asked nicely....

[SOteric]

45. Wha....?!

Cozying up to me just to get your hands on my slice, heh?

[JimmyJazz]

68. Yes - Hopefully the one with the pepperoni on it - If a certain

someone didn't already take it!!!!

[Left Is Write]

30. Who told you that?

Whaddaya, nuts?

[JimmyJazz]

43. Hey Sis!

And FTR - Yeah --- I am nuts, but don't tell anyone, okay??? I mean really, if they haven't noticed by now, why point it out???? Ya know???
Bing Bing Bing Bing - You are my 7000th customer! You get cookies:

[Left Is Write]

48. Oh, yay!

Me likey the cookies.

[JohnKleeb]

33. are you gonna respond to me or not?

[JimmyJazz]

54. No - If I respond then you only jack my thread...

*slaps forehead* DUH!

[JohnKleeb]

57. Youre wrong btw

abotu what you said sorta.

[intheflow]

36. Now that you mention it....

Lay off the garlic, Girl! :silly:




(...of course I'm just teasing you...)

[JimmyJazz]

55. crud - I knew I shouldnt have had the 40 cloves chicken at the

Olive Garden.

[progmom]

49. What the hell are you talking about?

You are loved and revered.

Damn, you're starting to sound like Longgrain. (hi Longgrain! :hi: )

[JimmyJazz]

56. I am not....It was a joke - but thanks Thread Killer....

I am nursing some wounds and getting back into the fray - so have some fun and a glass of wine on me - ya know????

[progmom]

62. Oh. Right.

Carry on, then.

[JimmyJazz]

65. I am....

hey lurkers! There's nothing to see here :hi: so, move along -- you heard progmom --- she rules here when skinner isn't looking....

[Longgrain]

79. PHHHT!

Back to the Artists group for me...

:Slips away quietly:

[RevolutionaryActs]

50. I love you more then my luggage.

:loveya:

[JimmyJazz]

58. I love you more than my luggage you silly prank doer you! We are

quite the team! :toast: I think that was your best yet, btw!

[RevolutionaryActs]

59. HAHA I do too!

It's really great because it didn't moved OR deleted! :7

[JohnKleeb]

51. Congrads on 7000

[JimmyJazz]

60. I think that actually translates into: GET YOUR ASS OUT OF THE CHAIR

and AWAY FROM THE PEECEE - but, I could be mistaken :silly:

[Magrittes Pipe]

53. Nah, they just fear you.

[JimmyJazz]

61. erm...who 'dey????

Just for the record. BTW - I spritzed just for you :7

[Magrittes Pipe]

63. I don't care how many white wine spritzers you've bathed in.

You're still scary. :scared:

[JimmyJazz]

64. It's all part of my charm!

:7 Trust me???

[Magrittes Pipe]

67. Lucky Charms?

Damn fucking leprechaun. :grr:

[JimmyJazz]

70. But there are marshmellow stars and hearts and diamonds....

Okay - pass the bong back --- I'm ready for another hit....

[HeeBGBz]

73. whut?

[JimmyJazz]

75. and here are some bunny pancakes:

[nickgutierrez]

77. That's not true. I can tolerate you.

Sometimes.

[JimmyJazz]

78. and the rest of the time? Righteous indignation?

:7

[nickgutierrez]

80. You don't want to know.

Let's just say it occupies a middle ground between mild annoyance and @#$@%$^YH*&SDF@^&SHDB@$^&*(*^HT^&^*#%^%&.

[flaminbats]

81. I was just beginning to luv ya

never fear, one post from me and you'll be loved...:hug:

[JimmyJazz]

82. Why thank you, "bats" - I feel a change already.

:hug:

[mtnsnake]

84. You're great, but did you know that you always spit when you talk?

People like you, but they just don't wanna be around you whenever you're talking :evilgrin:

[JimmyJazz]

90. that's okay 'cause your silly self is in the 700 club!

:P

[FuzzySlippers]

85. You know I love you

but you always seem to have spinach between your teeth. Geesh, don't you ever floss?

[JimmyJazz]

91. It really is nice to have friends who can politely point out your

flaws - btw, is that a zit on the side of your nose? :P

[EstimatedProphet]

86. I've always liked you!

I just didn't return your call when you called me because my phone didn't give me a message waiting signal. I just found out this morning that you left me a message.

[JimmyJazz]

88. We'll hook up here sometime! Any chance of you heading to

DC on March 19th for the anti-war rally? This time, I'll buy a train ticket!

[EstimatedProphet]

92. It's a possibility

My schedule is open right now, but I am now closer and I could drive it.

[LynneSin]

87. Buy me some wine at 1/2 price wine night

and I'll be your best bud!

[JimmyJazz]

89. You know it! We can go tomorrow night - I just need to make

sitting arrangements. :hi: