Fun things YOU can do to save the sanctity of marriage!!!

[noahmijo]

I think my dad's quote on the issue of gay marriage is the best when he says "The fact that gay marriage hasn't been legalized yet is unfair to straight people! why should only straight people suffer??"

Anyways since the republican crime syndicate is still up in arms about preserving marriage why not lobby your local right wing kook congressman to take these steps.

First off we must outlaw any elvis weddings/drive through chapel weddings out in vegas. This will no doubt break the hearts of many Britney Spears type republicans out there who just damn can't wait to take advantage of that "free $10 in poker chips with each wedding!"

Also no doubt Cleatus will be screwed over now that he can't get his 10th hole punched in his card at "The kicking boot" wedding chapel for a free wedding. Damn and things were going so well for him since Bush was re-elected and now this!!

Also we must imprison all men who have cheated on their wives but have claimed to be champions of morality.

Gee I guess that would mean we'd start...in Republican land!! the south! capital of bible thumping whackos who make buttafuco look like a class act when it comes to the treatment of women!

Put on that orange jumpsuit Newt! get ready for the trip of a lifetime Rush cause you're getting a one way trip to Riker's island and I promise you, even though marriage didn't work out for you 3 times, you can instruct your new wife Adebisi on the morals of marriage from your sell at Oz!

So how about it Republicans? you up for truly preserving the sanctity of marriage? if so better cover up your cornholes!!

[XanaDUer]

1. What I don't understand about

the resistance to gay marriage-how, in anyway, does this endanger "traditional" marriage?

I mean, it is not as if the law will become that heteros won't be able to marry.

[tuvor]

2. Surely you've heard about their "agenda".