Woman's Car Damaged By Falling Block Of Human Waste

[matcom]

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LEOMINSTER, Mass. -- It came from the friendly skies, and caused quite a bit of damage.

Frozen waste from a jet's toilet smashed onto a woman's car last week, crushing part of the roof and shattering the windshield.

A Massachusetts woman says no one is willing to help her pay for the repairs, or take responsibility.

Nina Gambone says federal aviation officials determined the chunk of frozen debris came from a jet's lavatory. But, a spokesman says they can't do anything unless it can identify the airline responsible.

Gambone says she called her fire department in Leominster, which says they can't remove the glob because it is classified as hazardous waste.

The only good news is the woman and her 13-year-old son had just left the car before it was hit.

http://www.wftv.com/irresistible/4150159/detail.html

[LiberalVoice]

1. Sift through it and see if the had stroganoff...

Might have been Lufthansa :P

[Murphys_Unlawful]

2. Did LynneSin have anything to do with this?

[jeff30997]

3. Shit blocks keep falling on my head...

[Vinnie From Indy]

9. LOL!

Shit blocks keep falling on my head
And just like the guy whose feet are too big for his bed
Nothin’ seems to fit
Those shit blocks are falling on my head, they keep falling

So I just did me some talkin’ to the sun
And I said I didn’t like the way he’ got things done
Sleepin’ on the job
Those shit blocks are falling on my head, they keep falling

But there’s one thing I know
The blues he sends to meet me won’t defeat me
It won’t be long till happiness steps up to greet me

Shit blocks keep falling on my head
But that doesn’t mean my eyes will soon be turnin’ red
Crying’s not for me
Cause I’m never gonna stop the shit blocks by complainin’
Because I’m free
Nothing’s worrying me.

[jeff30997]

14. Hehehe.

I like it.

[underpants]

4. Standard NYC response-Aw man stuff like that happens in my neighborhood...

every day.

Sorry I just wanted to make that official.

[Murphys_Unlawful]

5. Do you have any extra underpants for LynneSin...

Maybe this wouldn't happen.

[WildClarySage]

6. I hate when that happens.

The guys at the garage just laugh and laugh when I bring my car in.

[Orsino]

7. Analogies to the Bush Administration...

...are left as an exercise for the reader.

[RagingInMiami]

8. Shit happens

And then it lands on your car

[ps1074]

10. hazardous waste

LOL

[nickgutierrez]

11. Obligatory Dave Matthews reference.

Hey, at least they didn't "Crash".

(Worst. Joke. Ever.)

[Blue-Jay]

12. Dammit.

"Dave Matthews unavailable for comment"

[nickgutierrez]

13. I knew somebody was going to do it. n/t

[guitar man]

15. Was Air Farce 1 in the vicinity?

Maybe it was hit by *Bushit? :shrug:

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[TheMightyFavog]

16. Wonderful

We've been attacked by ICBM. (Icy BM)