Dear Abby,

[Sub Atomic]

DEAR ABBY,
My husband has a long record of money problems. He runs up huge
credit card bills. At the end of the month, if I try to pay them
off, he shouts at me, saying I am stealing his money. He says pay
the minimum, and let our kids worry about the rest, but already we
can hardly keep up with the interest.

Also he has been so arrogant and abusive toward our neighbors
that most of them no longer speak to us. The few that do are an odd
bunch, to whom he has been giving a lot of expensive gifts, running
up our bills even more.

Also, he has gotten religious in a big way, although I don't quite
understand it. One week he hangs out with Catholics and the next
with people who say the Pope is the Anti-Christ. And now he has
been going to the gym an awful lot and is into wearing uniforms
and cowboy outfits, and I hate to think what that means.

Finally, the last straw. He's demanding that before anyone can be
in the same room with him, they must sign a loyalty oath. It's just
so horribly creepy!
Can you help? Signed,
Lost in DC


DEAR LOST:
Stop whining, Laura. You can divorce the jerk any time you want.
The rest of us are stuck with the a--hole for four more years!

[AverageJoe]

1. Funny and scary....

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[NewJeffCT]

2. that is sad

I only wish it weren't true.