Post about another DUer(s) you've never met and something memorable...

[Magrittes Pipe]

...you like to pretend that they did.


Like that one time Wat_Tyler thought he'd knocked up tigereye, but the real father was ChavezSpeakstheTruth. It was like a soap opera, but right here on DU, with real people! :D

[LynneSin]

1. Whoisalhedges has a livecam of him naked!!!!

http://boss.streamos.com/wmedia-live/sdzoo/5119/56_sdzoo-orangutancam_030911.asx

[Magrittes Pipe]

2. Methinks I shouldn't click that at work.

:scared:

[LynneSin]

3. It would only be of you doing whatever you normally do

:shrug:

[mhr]

4. Man - He Is A Hairy Beast!

eom

[Beware the Beast Man]

5. I once saw terrya snap another man's neck in a back-alley brawl.

[terrya]

6. He had it coming, BtBM.

I don't like to show that side of myself, but dammit....

:mad:

T

[Beware the Beast Man]

7. Which is why I started paying you protection money.

The Chicago DU Mafia keeps me nice and safe!

[terrya]

8. We're the most ruthless DU group in the country.

You're in safe hands, guy.

[JohnKleeb]

11. I saw that too

[terrya]

22. This bit of info is NOT to leave the Lounge. Right, John?

:-)

[JohnKleeb]

23. It won't Terry since I witnessed it as Miss Veronica

I don't want people outside the lounge to know about her :).

[Fenris]

9. Whitacre D_WI and Screaming Lord Byron are buried in my wall.

Ah, good times...

[Magrittes Pipe]

10. Remember that time you ate a piece of pie?

That was funny.

[Wat_Tyler]

12. So that's where he is!

I need those bones for Voodoo!

[XNASA]

13. One time, hedges mistook our kitchen sink for a bidet........

I really don't need to go on. Do I?

That was a rhetorical question.

[WoodrowFan]

21. Bidet?

that's like, French for "drinking fountain"??

[WoodrowFan]

14. XNASA once gave me

XNASA once gave me a neat pink toy rocketship to play with. You flipped the on switch and it buzzed!! But it was all greasy, ick/.

[XNASA]

16. Hey! I need that back!

It's not a toy. It's a prototype of a new rocket I'm working on for the space program. One that will carry mice to Uranus.

[Magrittes Pipe]

17. Be honest, XNASA.

It doesn't carry mice. It carries lice.

[XNASA]

19. Speaking of lice......

When are you gonna come over and scrub off the "bidet"?

[Magrittes Pipe]

24. Never!

Last time I used your bidet, I got stabbed in the ass with a steak knife! :cry:

[WoodrowFan]

25. I met Arwalden

"he's" really a dumpy looking 60-something Asian woman who is married with 5 kids and 3 grandkids. Used to run a drycleaning business until branching out into phone sex with a 900 number. Alas, "he" invested all his money into a mission to find lost Japanese WWII gold buried in Java. He also used to post as Slinkerwink and start arguements with himself over aroma therpy in the Skeptics group..

[JohnKleeb]

26. thats some story you got there

:).

[WoodrowFan]

I didn't even mention Underpants

and his ties to a Neo-Nazi Danish group. No, they were not from Denamrk, they ran a bakery in Queens, made Danish., At any rate, Underpants got involved because he fell in love with the daughter of the "jelly" guy (the one who puts in the dollup of jelly on the danish) and pretended that he was really Lutheran. it wasn't easy because he had been circumcised, a problem he fixed with a couple paperclips and some crazy glue. Als, the young woman turned out to be an undercover FBI agent investigating subversive groups' ties to breakfast pastries, and Underpants had to join a witness protection program., The program had budget cuts though so all he got was a set of those Groucho Marx glasses w a mustache you see in cheap gift shops. Underpants has been n the run ever since and is deathly afraid that one day he'll wake up and find the dreaded black cinimon twist of death nailed to his front door...

[JohnKleeb]

28. Wow incredible

[WoodrowFan]

30. isn't it

and you can ignore the rumors about Skinner and NSA. I mean, it's best for us all if you ignore them, you know what I mean??

[JohnKleeb]

31. I hadn't heard those

[WoodrowFan]

32. good, good

I almsot believd you, keep saying that.

The same with Lynnesin and those nasty rumors about a career doing "Nurse Porn" and the Philly Mob.

[WoodrowFan]

27. dupe

deleted for reasons of national security

[WoodrowFan]

20. I thought it carried

I thought it carried gerbils to uranius? (rimshot)


BTW, It's NOT dishwasher safe, thought you should know that.

[XNASA]

44. That would be like taking sand to the beach.

Second point: It depends who does your dishes.

[SarahB]

15. I re-deflowered a DU man!

No wait, I didn't!

[Beware the Beast Man]

18. Did you re-flower them first?

That would be something...

[Wapsie B]

29. Details please!

:evilgrin:

[SarahB]

36. No details.

None at all.

Suffice it to say, here's my new DU Group Proposal: Hot women who apparently ain't gettin' any.

[WoodrowFan]

42. how about pics then?? (NT)

[SarahB]

46. Gallery

I have semi-anonymous one there. That's all I'm doing now that I was officially creeped out by comments from assorted weirdos from another site.

[NewJeffCT]

34. I've heard stories about that SarahBelle

and what she does with men...and women. ;)

[SarahB]

37. Women?

'Tis alright in theory, but I'm strait. :shrug:

[Wat_Tyler]

33. I'm Fenris' dad.

[Magrittes Pipe]

43. To be fair, Wat....

There are DOZENS of us who could be Fenris' dad.

[Blue-Jay]

35. I saw Bat Boy walk like a monkey.

[WoodrowFan]

38. I went to a Furry convention and Bertha Vanation

was there, dressed as a DOG!!!!

[New Earth]

39. Will stopped in the middle of the street near Chinatown to take a leak

and almost got hit by a mac truck :(

:shrug:

[WoodrowFan]

40. A Certain DUer

who shall be nameless but you see a lot in GD: Politics, can clean herself with her tongue like a cat!

[kick-ass-bob]

41. I saw Wat_Tyler and Screaming Lord Byron in the same room!

yucking it up!!

:o

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

45. IT WAS MINE!!!!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?

Yes!

Chavez is a papa! WOO HOOOO!!!!!!!!!

[WoodrowFan]

47. your boys can SWIM!!!!!

hi 5s dude!! :yourock:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

48. Hot damn!

[WoodrowFan]

51. see, I told you

that old recipe would work! That stuff makes them super strong swimmers! And the falling out hair will grow back, even "down there."

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

52. You better be right! I've gained a child but I want my dignity back!

I trusted you.

[WoodrowFan]

49. Liberal Historian

has the world's largest collection of benwa balls East of the Playboy Mansion. She evn has a set dating back to Tang Dynasty China made of black pearl! The Smithsonian has them in their new exhibit on loan.

[SarahB]

50. I just spit out my food.

Oh My God!

[WoodrowFan]

53. kick

for the hell of it.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

54. So get this...

I remember the time when ZombyWoof got in a fistfight with GOPisEvil. They were sitting there, and I think GOPisEvil had a little alcohol in his system, because he punched ZombyWoof in the left eye for absolutely no reason! All of a sudden, I remember JohnKleeb coming in to try and break up the fight, but ZombyWoof had gotten caught up in kicking GOPisEvil's ass, turned around fast, and accidentally knocked a confused Kleeb into Rabrrrrr. Both fell to the floor unconscious, and when they woke up they were in a secret alien laboratory on Venus. When Kleeb tried to get out of his cage, the aliens started doing a little alien dance around him, proclaiming him the King of Aliens. To this day, Kleeb still visits the aliens once a week and relays to me via instant messenger what they are up to. Rabrrrr made it out alive, but in very small pieces.

[JohnKleeb]

56. all true

:hi: and I am weird, no?

[Rabrrrrrr]

57. And I'm still in little pieces.

The worst is the nightmares. Oh, God, the nightmares.

[Zomby Woof]

60. And meanwhile...

I am *still* kicking GOPisEvil's ass as we speak!

[ScreamingMeemie]

55. BigMcLargehuge is going to kill me but...

last year I caught him peeing in the jacuzzi in the Mod Lounge. It was just horrid. Skinner had to close it down for 24 hours, just to be on the safe side...

[JohnKleeb]

58. thats disgusting

[ScreamingMeemie]

59. I know, so don't tell anyone I told you.

k?

[JohnKleeb]

61. sure as you dont tell anyone I once used sun in on my hair

[ScreamingMeemie]

62. Secret's safe with me.

stick a needle in my eye...that had to be pretty orange-y

[WoodrowFan]

63. hey, me too!!

damn, I caught him doing it too! What is it, his private urinal!!?!?!? The worst part of it is that before I could have Skinner close it, I found Zombywoof and some young girl skinny dippping in it!