So, You Are A Kid In School And Your Father Is Named 'Underpants'

[matcom]

how exactly do you avoid getting beaten up EVERY DAY? x(

[commander bunnypants]

1. learn to run

fast

CB

[Midlodemocrat]

2. At least his father isn't named bunnypants. n/t

[commander bunnypants]

5. At least I hop

fast :(x:

CB

[aden_nak]

3. Tae Kwon Do lessons?

[BigMcLargehuge]

4. change your first name to "Ladies"

[nickgutierrez]

17. ^^^ The winner. n/t

[sniffa]

6. it couLd be worse

the kid couLd be named, 'sniffa' :scared:

[4MoreYearsOfHell]

7. or Kleeb

[Frogtutor]

8. Now wait a sec; "Captain Underpants" is a very popular children's book

character, so maybe they'll think that's him...

Well, he is fictional, and kinda dumb, so;

I'm not helping, am I?

;)

[Blue-Jay]

21. Our underpants is no officer.

And the jury is out as to whether he is even a gentleman.

[underpants]

22. Badoom pssssh!

Thank you and enjoy the buffet

[Blue-Jay]

23. Try the veal

[LynneSin]

9. Run Underroos Run!!!

[underpants]

10. If it's a boy we are thinking of naming him Sue

Think that'll help?

[matcom]

11. i was thinking more along the lines of.....

Cletis

[underpants]

12. Of course the West Virginia heritage

if it's a girl-Drema

[matcom]

14. actually, if its a girl, i was hoping for....

matcom

[commander bunnypants]

13. or Shirley

A cop named Shirley once let me sneak into a concert

CB

[ohio_liberal]

15. Hell that's nothing

Try growing up with a Dad named Dick. :(

[matcom]

16. thats

RICHARD! x(

[ohio_liberal]

20. My dad was Dick

and occasionally my Mum would call him Dickie. You can imagine the horror.

[SOteric]

18. Keep funkified pair in your coat pocket

and practice the phrase "Fear my shorts!"

[Rabrrrrrr]

19. I take Skittles with me!