Post something incredibly witty here...

[bobbobbins]

Or suffer the wrath! THE WRATH!!!!

[Mizmoon]

1. Christ, no pressure or anything

:scared:

[Cary]

2. Icecream has no bones. n/t

[realisticphish]

3. wrath of what? nt

[bobbobbins]

6. don't question the wrath

[Richardo]

7. KHAAAAAAAAAAAN!

[realisticphish]

9. shoulda seen that one coming

:)


:hippie: The Incorrigible Democrat

[kick-ass-bob]

4. Driveways are for parking.

But parkways are for driving.

[WoodrowFan]

5. a man walked into a bar

CLANG! OW!!

[meegbear]

8. A dislexic man walked into a bra ...

[EstimatedProphet]

10. There is only one thing worse than being talked about

and that is not being talked about-Oscar Wilde.
Very witty.

[bobbobbins]

11. i like that one, i'll have to remember it

[Richardo]

12. "I can resist anything but temptation"

Oscar Wilde again. Very witty guy.

[Anarcho-Socialist]

13. It's a 'waste of time' to know the definition of procrastination n/t

[sniffa]

14. imitation is the sincerest form of

mockery.

[sundog]

15. If you love it so much, why don't you marry it?

huh?

[bobbobbins]

16. i know you are...but what am i?

[billyskank]

17. So there are these two racehorses standing in a field,

and one is complaining to the other about how he never wins any more. "I can't understand it, he says."

An alsatian dog standing nearby pipes up:

"I've been watching your races and I know what your problem is. See, you go full speed right from the start, but three-quarters of the way through the finish you're exhausted and you have nothing left to give. This is bad technique. What you should do is give about eighty percent of your maximum effort from the start, and then when you reach the final quarter of the race go for broke. If you try that I think you'll see a vast improvement in your results."

The first horse looked at the second with surprise, and said:

"Bugger me, a talking dog."