How can you tell if a freeper has been in your yard?

[Barad Simith]

Your garbage can is tipped over and your dog is pregnant.

[Don_G]

1. I Look For Pit-Bull Poo Myself

Before I mow the lawn.

[HEyHEY]

2. Or used shells

And slim jim wrappers...budwieser cans too

[Nay]

3. The grass died wherever it walked.

.

[Don_G]

8. He Drinks From The "Green" Bottles

As I do.

He just calls Animal Control every time a pet crosses the street in the neighborhood and sets off his pit-bull.

I wasn't kidding about the Poo either; his opinions supercedes the rights of everyone else in the neighborhood.

[woofless]

5. The absence of dog shit

would indicate a Freeper luncheon.

[polmaven]

10. But won't the lawn be dead and brown?

:shrug:

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

4. I thought...

It was the other way around. ;-)

[Don_G]

12. It Would Be If Left To Sit Awhile

Otherwise, the Ammonia in fresh Poo or Piddle kills the grass.

[ikojo]

6. Welcome to DU RegularBrad!!!

I visited FreeRepublic for the first time this afternoon and is it a lot different than good ole DU. They really do obsess about the Clintons! oy vey!!

Keep posting!



:toast:



:bounce:

[Piperay]

7. They leave a trail of

steaming poop wherever they go.

[Scurrilous]

9. There's a burning cross...

..planted in your sod.

[Barad Simith]

11. what?

you mean, up my ass?