Gratuitous Sects Thread

[mopaul]

There are many sects in America, which one were you born into?
I was born a Methodist, but am now in a happy atheist sect.

[Mr. McD]

1. Personaly

I have gone without sects for several years now.

[mopaul]

3. Asectsual eh?

i was once bisectsual, methodist and hindu.

[maxsolomon]

2. born into the roman catholic sect

uptight cincinnati german subsect.

my parents transitioned me through a guitar mass no-priest breakaway catholic sect, now i'm in a pantheist sect consisting of me & my dog.

we worship at alpine lakes.

[jeff30997]

4. I'm a Scientologist and I will convert all of you !

Look into my eyes ! Yes ! Like that ! Now gimme your cash ! Resistance is futile.

[mopaul]

5. damn! you're very effective

where do i send all my worldly possessions?

[jeff30997]

10. With PayPal :

The Jeff30997 Foundation (Hey just a cover-up)At:WWW.scam.screwthem.com

[greatauntoftriplets]

6. I was raised Catholic.

Today I am happy to say that I am sects-free.

[jeff30997]

12. I'm sex-free too !

[greatauntoftriplets]

17. Ummmmm....

That isn't quite what I meant.

:)

[DelawareValleyDem]

7. The Doukhobors

[trof]

8. I've been sellibate for over 40 years.

No sects for me.

[mopaul]

9. I'm Bisectsual, 1/2 atheist, 1/2 jehova's witness....

...i'll knock on your door for no fucking reason.

[CO Liberal]

13. Hear About the Unitarian Klansman??

He would burn a question mark on your front lawn.

:-)

[CO Liberal]

11. Born Catholic, Currently Sectless

:-)

[trof]

14. I think we should have a vote for "Most Sectsy DUer".

And I nominate me.
;-)

[jeff30997]

15. I thought sects thread were forbidden !

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

16. I was baptized as an infant

into the Methodist Church. In 1989, I took hands in my first Sufi Order.

[Spider Jerusalem]

18. Born Catholic, agnostic tending toward atheist since I was about 15 or so.