I'm Cosmo Kramer, the Assman.

[coloradodem2005]

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[DeposeTheBoyKing]

1. It's Fusilli Jerry!

[matcom]

2. i beg your pardon

*I* am the DU ASSMAN!!

thank you :P

[driver8]

3. "If that's Sidra, then that is Salman Rushdie!"

"Sal Bass, Jerry...Bass. Get it?"

I have to tell this story...

I have a friend who is a writer on the Tonight Show. He and I are both huge Seinfeld fans and are always doing lines from the show (much to the dismay of our wives.) Anyhow, one of my favorite episodes was the one with the painting of Kramer -- "We'll take 'The Kramer'."

So, Michael Richards was on the Tonight Show and he had "The Kramer" with him. He forgot the painting after the show and it sat in the Tonight Show offices for about 5 months. My friend was going to grab it and give it to me, but I guess the Seinfeld show sent someone over to get it before he could grab it.

I almost owned the original of "The Kramer."

[ckramer]

4. Oh Mama!

I'm the real Cosmo Kramer, the Assman!