This needs Captioned - Dr. Phil a.k.a. Uncle Pervy

[meisje]

[lpbk2713]

1. I just LOVE it when women sweat.

Wanna come to my place to take a shower?

[acmavm]

2. Oh no, this one is just tooooo obvious. Between the look on their faces

what he's holding in his hand.... I think I'd better pass.

[Arkana]

3. "I think you should try living as a gay woman."

[blondeatlast]

4. Oh, yeah, but I wonder what they REALLY feel like...

Since when does one cock one's had when saying the pledge?

[miss_kitty]

5. I don't get this

she's an attactive woman, they're interacting on a non-sexual level. why don't you explain to me how him looking at her while they are doing something together is 'perverted'.. He seems to be looking at her face. Should he shield his eyes? maybe she should don a burqua...

Edit: punctuation

[meisje]

6. "I'd like to dip my head in oil and rub it all over your body"

[Thor_MN]

7. Imagine that, Dr. Phil only has one ball.

I have never understood what people see in him. I think is a complete ass. Texas Rude will never trump Minnesota Nice.

[driver8]

8. I can't stand Dr. Phil...I saw a great cartoon once...

The cartoon showed the bathroom doors in Dr. Phil's house. The door for the women's bathroom had a sign that said "Women." The door for the men's room had a sign on it that said "Scumbags".

[meisje]

9. boredom kick