Family Guy thread time!

[Arkana]

Post a quote, and the next poster will have to figure out the "Family Guy" character who said it, then post a quote of his/her own.


"Does this look like a 'Q' to you?"

[WindRavenX]

1. Quagmire

Shaving his...uhhh...

[Rabrrrrrr]

2. Oh, God, there's blood in my mucous!

[Arkana]

3. I'm gonna guess Neil Goldman's dad...I forget his name

"You know, I rather like this God fellow. Very theatrical. A plague here, a pestilence there..."

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. Woo hoo! That one was Stewie!

"Well, actually, once you feng shui the innards..."

[DrWeird]

7. Stewie again.

"Why do you think Jesus was so popular? Because of all the magic tricks?"

[DrWeird]

5. Stewie.

"apparently there is some law against teaching the evolutionary theory that Gil Gerard used a time machine, went back and ejaculated into the primordial ooze"

[Rabrrrrrr]

10. I believe that one was Peter.

Am I right? I won't post a new quote until I'm sure.

[DrWeird]

11. Nope.

It's a hard one.

[Rabrrrrrr]

12. Crap. I just watched that one recently, too.

[slutticus]

48. It was a teacher. But I don't know his name.

[Goathead]

6. "Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch." n/t

[DrWeird]

8. Tom Tucker.

"Well speak of the devil. Oops, make that devils."

[Arkana]

9. That one sounds like Brian

"BRING IT ON!!!!!!"

[JohnKleeb]

13. Joe

"I thought to myself, wouldn't it be marvaleous if I turned out to be homosexual."

[Arkana]

14. That has to be Stewie

"The King of Siam? Why...why that's the lead!"

[Goathead]

16. Yes, Stewie!

[JohnKleeb]

18. Right on!

Peter by you
"Umm your guide left out 1933-1945, and Thomas Mann fled Germany because of prosecution."
"They were on vacation! Next question please."

[Arkana]

23. That's Brian

and the German tour guide who goes Hitler Youth on him and Stewie.

[JohnKleeb]

27. Yes thats was funny

[DrWeird]

24. Brian, then the German tour guide.

"Oh god! They can hear me! La da da da da da, Nah da duh da!"

[JohnKleeb]

26. Yes and for bonus points, name the city they were in

[Goathead]

30. Munich

[JohnKleeb]

33. Yep

"How many times do I have to tell you, no going up in your balloon and blasting your American 1980's music at the girls."

[DrWeird]

38. Arab guy to son, same episode.

"I challenge you to a race around the world! Haha!"

[JohnKleeb]

41. Peter

"I hate you! You dont know what its like to be my age!"
"Youre two yeras older than me!"

[DrWeird]

47. Lando Griffin.

"Embrace the fear. Dance with me, Lois. Dance the Dance of Life!"

[Rabrrrrrr]

31. Quagmire!

"Oh, look, pianos are on sale - but you have to buy a six pack. Meg, help me get these pianos down."

[DrWeird]

34. Lois

"They are ants, michael, they are ants!"

[Rabrrrrrr]

39. Bill Gates!

"I've donated the (property) to be (the research insitute). Demolition starts...NOW!"

[Arkana]

37. Lois

"Math is just the lesbian half-sister of biology."

[DrWeird]

17. Stewie.

"Now you can be somewhere else when the boys don't call."

[JohnKleeb]

19. yes

[Goathead]

28. That was Brian talking to Stewie

And then they chuckle about it or high five or something.

[goodboy]

15. Joe Swanson

She's gonna breathe on it foist, wipe it on her blouse

[Arkana]

20. Oh, God...that's from the episode that was on Adult Swim last night

with the nuclear holocaust. I forget his name, but he was playing the piano and "singing what he saw."

[JohnKleeb]

22. Randy Newman lol

Red haired woman takes bite out of apple :).

[DrWeird]

21. Randy Neuman.

"Ask me how the Queen of England is doing."

[Arkana]

25. Brian again

Lois: "How is s-"
Brian: *off and back* "She's fine."

EDIT: New quote

"Dear Diary...Jackpot."

[DrWeird]

36. Quagmire.

"Jinglyjinglyjinglyjinglyjinglyjinglyjingly!"

[Rabrrrrrr]

29. Brian!

"You - get me the Wall Street Journal. You two - fight to the death."

[Arkana]

32. Stewie!

"NO SPRINKLES! For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you."

[Rabrrrrrr]

35. Also Stewie!

"Ow - my ankle! No, that's okay. Don't help me or anything."

[Arkana]

40. Sounds like Peter

"Don't you get it? I lost a perp! WAAAAAHHAAAAHHHHH!!!!"

[Rabrrrrrr]

44. No, not Peter

[DS1]

43. No! DEATH!

Ha ha ha! Oh gosh that's funny! That's really funny!

Do you write your own material? Do you? Because that is so fresh. You are the weakest link goodbye. You know, I've, I've never heard anyone make that joke before.

Hmm. You're the first.

I've never heard anyone reference, reference that outside the program before. Because that's what she says on the show right? Isn't it? You are the weakest link goodbye. And, and yet you've taken that and used it out of context to insult me in this everyday situation. God what a clever, smart girl you must be, to come up with a joke like that all by yourself. That's so fresh too. Any, any Titanic jokes you want to throw at me too as long as we're hitting these phenomena at the height of their popularity. God you're so funny!

[Rabrrrrrr]

50. Oh, DS1, you missed it by two minutes

That was Stewie, but it was also in another post.

"That's how you're going to say it?"
"Yeah. Why? How would you do it?"
"Oh, I don't know. Good."

[DrWeird]

52. Stewie.

"I'm going to go microwave a bagel then have sex with it."

[Goathead]

42. "Ha ha ha! Oh gosh that's funny!"

"That's really funny! Do you write your own material? Do you? Because that is so fresh. You are the weakest link goodbye. You know, I've, I've never heard anyone make that joke before. Hmm. You're the first. I've never heard anyone reference, reference that outside the program before. Because that's what she says on the show right? Isn't it? You are the weakest link goodbye. And, and yet you've taken that and used it out of context to insult me in this everyday situation. God what a clever, smart girl you must be, to come up with a joke like that all by yourself. That's so fresh too. Any, any Titanic jokes you want to throw at me too as long as we're hitting these phenomena at the height of their popularity. God you're so funny!"

[Arkana]

45. Stewie, to that obnoxious girl in his drama class

"No, no, he's just tackling her to the ground--Oh God! NOW HE'S VIOLATING HER!"

[Goathead]

46. Yes, Stewie again

I love him!

[Goathead]

49. Peter at the dog races

[Arkana]

53. Yep, it's Peter!

"What did you see? WAS IT BREASTS?!"

[SmileyBoy]

51. Would you like to see a menu, or would you like the usual rrrrrrrvrything?

[SmileyBoy]

69. Come on, nobody knows this one??

:shrug:

[SmileyBoy]

78. Someone's GOTTA know this one!!!!

[SmileyBoy]

54. Now you see Peter, what you gotta do is you gotta declare WAR, see??

Tell them that yo' WIFE gave you the po-no-graphy.

[Arkana]

55. James Carville

in that episode where Peter declares his house the independent nation of Petoria.

[SmileyBoy]

56. Yep.

"Guess what I'm thinking of. And it's NOT a kitty."

[Arkana]

63. Chris

Meg: "Is it 'kitty'?"
Chris: "GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!!!"

[LSdemocrat]

62. James Carville

"You never know who's going to become famous, so make yourself available"

[SmileyBoy]

66. Lois

"Thanks everybody, and remember - SAY NO TO DRUGS!!!!"

[LSdemocrat]

83. Cocaine sniffing Brian

"Do you know why I'm happy? Because I'm free of S-T-Deeeeeees!"

[Cush]

57. "Wanna go take a dump in Mother Maggie's shoes?"

[Arkana]

59. That's Brian

He's trying to console Stewie after he finds out Mother Maggie is only a TV show and not a member of a utopia.

[SmileyBoy]

60. Brian

"OW, DAD!! YOU GOT MY EARRING!!!!! AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!

[Arkana]

67. Meg

"Well, Tom, I just plain don't like black people."

[SmileyBoy]

70. Diane Simmons

"Huh, so that's what Peter's penis looks like."

[Goathead]

58. "Umm ... the one where Jesus swallows the puzzle piece,

...and the man in a big yellow hat has to take him to the hospital."

[SmileyBoy]

Peter

"You said Peter, I'M THE BOSS!!!!"

[Arkana]

61. Peter, explaining what his favorite book of the Bible is.

"HERE IS THE WINTER OF YOUR DISCONTENT!"

[Goathead]

64. Yes

[Goathead]

65. Stewie?

[Arkana]

68. Yep!

"Please don't spit in my eggs. Please don't spit in my eggs. Please don't spit in my eggs. God, I hope he didn't spit in my eggs."

[Goathead]

71. That's gotta be Peter

He always repeats things like that

[Arkana]

72. Nope

Guess again.

[SmileyBoy]

75. Mort Goldman

"C'mon... Overcoming Adversity!!!!"

[Arkana]

79. Yes! That's it!

"No? Not even if I smoked this...corncob pipe?"

[SmileyBoy]

84. Neal Goldman

But you didn't answer my quote.:)

[Goathead]

76. Quagmire?

[Goathead]

73. One more quote in honor of the up coming new season. Woohoo!

"I love this job more than I love taffy ... and I'm a man who enjoys his taffy."

[Arkana]

74. Adam West, mayor of Quahog?

[Goathead]

77. You got it!

[Goathead]

80. One more...

"My days in college were so exciting. This one time, the national guard came and shot some of my friends."

[SmileyBoy]

81. Lois

"Is everyone out of the shower yet??"

[Goathead]

82. Yeah

[Rabrrrrrr]

85. "Oat meal.......spittle......SEMEN!.....

This must be where Wilford Brimley was strangled Bob Crane."

[SmileyBoy]

86. Stewie

"I'm not drunk, I just have a speech impediment. *BAAAARRRRFFF* And a stomache virus. (falls down) And an inner-ear infection."

[Boswells_Johnson]

87. "pre-op or post-op?"

[SmileyBoy]

88. Quagmire

"Peter Rabbit would be wise to stay out of Mr. McGregor's garden."