I'M STRAIGHT, BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO TALK TO GIRLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SmileyBoy]

And if you don't like it, then it's your problem, and not mine!

[JohnKleeb]

1. damnit thats my problem

I WANNA BE A MINORITY! Sorry Green Day :).

[SmileyBoy]

2. We are in the minority, Kleeb.

Guys with Aspberger's UNITE!!!!

:D:D:D

[Huckebein the Raven]

4. You are not alone....n/t

:)

[SmileyBoy]

6. You have it too??

Wow. A lot of people like me. That's good to hear.

[Spider Jerusalem]

19. Me too...

(n/t)

[JohnKleeb]

24. aww ya guys

If I were pretending to be a girl, I'd hug you but instead, I'll just yell thats cool.

[JohnKleeb]

22. YAY ASPIES!

:grouphug:

[Amaya]

3. It seems you yell too much

just sayin'

;)

[Longgrain]

5. I know....

:-(

[alittlelark]

7. Casually - that's how you talk to girls.

Talk w/ them the way you would chat with your sister, aunt, or cousin. Be genuine. Break the ice by commenting on something happening NOW - in your immediate vicinity.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

8. I'm straight, but don't know how to talk to guys!

nt

[Longgrain]

9. Hi

:hi:

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

10. hi!

LOL

[Longgrain]

13. Just trying out some new "pick-up" lines.

I guess "Hi" is it. :)

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

Hi works really well on most girls, actually.

Some guys don't really get that quite yet.

[Longgrain]

30. Unfortunatly....

that's usually as far as I get.

As soon as they turn their head and see my ugly mug, they suddenly need to make a phone call.:D

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

33. Awww!

That's not cool! That seems to happen to me quite frequently too.

People just don't know good liberals when they seen em! :)

[Longgrain]

35. Have you ever "SEEM" me

Since I've never Seemed you.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

w-what

i didn't have a typo!

:D

[Longgrain]

40. On second thought, I have "Seen" you before...

I'm just playing witcha...

[JohnKleeb]

12. do you like throwing bananas at republicans too?

cuz if you do, I think I am in love :).

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

14. haha

I've never tried it! :)

[JohnKleeb]

18. Do you wanna uhh go see uhh that movie?

You know that one, Pleaaaaaaaaaase, and yes I am trying to be smooth with you.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

27. Which one would that be, Kleebian?

nt

[JohnKleeb]

32. how about Meet the Fockers, if not that Hotel Rwanda

I have yet to see Schindler's List, I would prefer to see that before Hotel Rwanada.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

34. I haven't seen Meet the Fockers yet

I wonder if it's any good?

I'm afraid of it sucking

[JohnKleeb]

37. Oh I heard it was good

We can uhh go to the Afghani place after the movie if you like Aghani food.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

39. I've never had Afghani food

I'm willing to try it

[JohnKleeb]

41. Neat I think you'll like it

They have Veganatarian food, I thought about that before I decided on it.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

43. Thanks!

So thoughtful of you.

[JohnKleeb]

47. of course

Your choice of music for the ride.

[SmileyBoy]

16. Hi there, too.

:hi:

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

17. hi!

:hi:

[Huckebein the Raven]

21. Bonjour

:hi:

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

23. hola!

:hi:

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

42. See, these two have lousy follow-up!

Don't mimic them! :D

[SmileyBoy]

44. That's why I don't know how to talk to girls!!!

:(

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

46. Aw!

Just talk to them like you would anybody else :)

[Huckebein the Raven]

48. Sorry about that.....that's my problem don't know what to say after hi

[SmileyBoy]

52. Exactly.

It's what I go through.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

61. I'm in the same boat

All my conversations

Boy: Hi
Girl: Hi
Boy: Uhhh...
Girl: Um, so...

[Huckebein the Raven]

62. So...you like the yankees ?

[JohnKleeb]

63. Everyone has a flaw

:cry: I can look over it because I can verify personally that shes a cool one.

[Huckebein the Raven]

67. I don't mind either...don't follow baseball really

I'm still mad from early today when Arsenal blew a 2-1 lead at Highbury and lost 4-2 to Man U.

:grr:

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

69. Soccer's more my game too

I'm a big Real Madrid fan! I went to Spain last April and it was crazy to see how many people LOVE football/soccer over there. The pro level doesn't get much attention in the US.

[Huckebein the Raven]

73. Can't believe the talent that Real Madrid has amassed on the their team

Beckham, Owen, Roberto Carlos, and Ronaldo. Damn.

I love the cultural aspect of the Real Madrid and Barcelona rivalry tied into Spanish history. History International had a special mini-series a few months ago on the history of soccer rivalries that was very good.

[JohnKleeb]

74. Soccer is entertaining, I never played tho

[Huckebein the Raven]

76. Played a little when I was a kid though I wasn't very good.

[JohnKleeb]

79. I played baseball, was quite good unitl I realized

they like dONLY guys who can hit.

[JohnKleeb]

71. Well I normally would mind but because she is way cool

I'll make an exception, as those crazy German bastards say in medal of honor: underground, anything for a lady :D.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

65. Yep

I live in new york :)

[JohnKleeb]

66. youre forgiven

Actually I forgave you for it a long time ago.

[Huckebein the Raven]

70. Last time I went to New York was around '85.....was about 6 at the time

[JohnKleeb]

72. I was like 9 when I last went.

[JohnKleeb]

53. The common aspie experience

May weird some of you out but its like that online too in AIM.

[NNadir]

11. Personally, I prefer to speak to women.

I have some nieces who are girls, but they're rather mean to my son, and I can't relate to them all that well.

I've never been good at talking to girls, but I've done OK with women, especially my wife.

[DS1]

15. Find an ugly one to practice with

*runs like hell*

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

26. haha

DS1,

If anyone gets "offended" by that... they have problems. No need to run like hell.

[On the Road]

28. Actually, Not a Bad Piece of Advice

Inexperienced men tend to look for the women they are attracted to. More experienced men look for women who are attracted to them. So if you're young, nothing wrong with dating some women you don't consider all that hot in order to get experience, learn the ropes, and get comfortable.

Wish I had done that. I couldn't get women to give me the time of day until I was mid-20s. Now I'm 50 and could get all the women I want if I were unattached. What a waste.

[Acryliccalico]

20. I am straight and

I am a girl :) Just have to be nice and think real hard before you open your mouth. :kick: Night all............:boring:

[SmileyBoy]

25. See, that's what the problem is.

I don't know what the FUCK to say!!!

[Spider Jerusalem]

51. Easiest way, I've found, it to just start a normal conversation..

.and find areas of common interst to talk about. If you're anything like me, if you're interested in something you're REALLY interested in it...and, once you get there, she might decide "hey, this guy is pretty cool", and then things just sort of happen from there...took me a while to figure this out, myself (I didn't really date or anything until I was out of high school).

[Huckebein the Raven]

82. that's true...n/t

[wesrose]

29. Did you grow up with only males?

How old are you?

[SmileyBoy]

31. No, and 22.

[Lydia Leftcoast]

36. You guys remind me of a fellow I knew in college

He remarked that he never knew what to say to the disabled students.

Well, duh, you talk to them as if they're (surprise!) a person!

The same principle holds true with talking to girls. They're people. Some will like you, and some will not, but you'll do a lot better if you forget about trying to impress them and show interest in what they're interested in. If you can't even fake interest in what they're interested in, then you've got the wrong girl.

That's Auntie Lydia's advice.

[redsoxliberal]

38. i pick up allllll the ladies

heh.

[JohnKleeb]

45. Yeah but I hear youre like Eddie Murphy when it comes to picking up girls

At least thats what I heard through the grapevine.

[redsoxliberal]

49. I'm going to walk to herndon

and put the hurt on.


















:D

[JohnKleeb]

50. You have to admit that was good

Oh and how are you gonna recongize me.

[redsoxliberal]

55. mmmhmmmmm

[JohnKleeb]

58. Dude I uhhh grow it out often first off

second off, with my hat on you cant tell.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

54. Not with that red sox title, you're not!

*slams door and walks out with yankees hat on*

[redsoxliberal]

56. CHOKE!

CHOOOOOOOOOKE!

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

59. The Red Sox are the choke EXPERTS

You got the world series title last time, but it will take you another 80 something years to get your next one. :D

[JohnKleeb]

60. Yeah well the orioles will kick all your asses!

We got Salsa, oh crap thats Sosa, I'll be drinking my Guinness :cry: and crying.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

64. Let's see... we have...

Randy Johnson!!!! wheee

[JohnKleeb]

68. and my team has a great record against him

:).

[JohnKleeb]

57. The Orioles are better than both the Yankees and Red Sox

Tho this once I'll go with the Yankees over the Red Sox, because its a cute girl, and I dont mind if they're Yankee fans, even though its not something I like but hey we all have our vices.

[MirrorAshes]

75. I can talk to them...just can't seem to hit on them.

Every time I try to make a subtle pass it doesn't seem to ever come out right.

I've had a couple great gfs, but its always people I get to know slowly through work or school or something...I'm terrible at first impressions...

[JVS]

77. "but" is the wrong conjunction in this context, "consequently" is better..

IMHO

[El Fuego]

78. So talk to me, sweetie.

I'm a girl. Honest.

[driver8]

80. I used to ask girls if "they wanted to see my etchings..."

Worked every time!

[The Sheik]

81. Mystery on the orient express?

When I performed in it that was one of my lines, as Giuseppe Boscarelli.