I'm Gay and I Don't Have a F** H**g. Help!

[sundog]

I followed everything else in the instruction manual.

:scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared:

[mondo joe]

1. H**g?

Hong?

[sundog]

4. Hang

[Placebo]

2. Fag Hags Make the Gay World Go Round

I don't know what I would do if I didn't have mine. Probably throw myself off a cliff.

[donco6]

3. Fag Haag?

Is that like, Dutch, or somthing? :)

[sundog]

it's the imported version... like Haagen Daas

[donco6]

12. LOL!

Thanks for the laugh!

[Quetzal]

5. WHAT!!!

YOU'RE GAY AND YOU DON'T HAVE A FAG HAG!!!

:nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke: :nuke:

[JimmyJazz]

6. Excuse me???? I didn't know there was an application and an

interview involved! I just assumed it was me! :P

[sundog]

9. wanna be mine?

Are you willing to promote me even though you might secretly want to kill me? :hug:

[JimmyJazz]

22. I thought I already was! Do you mind telling me what we've been

doing all this time????

[sundog]

24. lmao

I'm slow OKAY????? :P

[Misunderestimator]

7. Oh dear god...

:silly:

[sundog]

31. yeah..

that 33% on my test got me all upset :scared:

[Amaya]

8. May I volunteer?

:D

[sundog]

16. yes, no experience necessary

just say good things about me & keep a smile on your face... I'll make sure you get a nice Xmas gift :7

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

23. You are a FH? Well, Ill be! How are you feeling?

better, I hope.

[FuzzySlippers]

10. Oh me! Please me!

I always wanted to be a F** H*g.

[sundog]

17. you are now

Now find me a DATE! :P

[FuzzySlippers]

34. I thought we would just go

shopping together. I didn't know pimping would be part of my duties.:P

[Pithlet]

11. You're in luck

I'm a f** H*G, and I don't have any gay friends in RL anymore. It's not because I suddenly became a homophobe. I just don't have many friends in RL anymore. So, I'm available! :)

Edit: homophobe, not homophone.

[sundog]

13. good, I need a f** h*g army

:7

[Pithlet]

15. Yay! Where do I sign up?

:bounce:

[SarahB]

14. I'll volunteer.

I get cranky sometimes though and I'm lousy at chit-chat. I could talk about man problems though. :D

[sundog]

18. I'm all ears for ya sb

:hug:

[SarahB]

20. Oh, I'll be alright.

One way or another. Just a little stressed I suppose at the moment. :)

[ScreamingMeemie]

19. Only if you'll take me to the opera this weekend, darling....

;) :hi: I simply must have an escort and Mr G will be busy with his men's club.

[sundog]

21. escort - I like the sound of that

:7

[davsand]

25. Will you take me dancing and watch men with me?

Will you love me enough to tell me when I'm being a bitch? Will you go with me when I'm shopping for "come F*&k me pumps" and man-trap dresses?

I miss my gay buddies. They all left me here and moved away.

I woke up one day and realized I'd become an old married woman with my oldest and dearest ones living far, far, away...

If you'll have me for your very own Fruit Fly, I'll even help you Nair your back!


Laura

[sundog]

33. won't need the nair on the back...

thankfully...

but I'll be happy to guy watch with ya :7

[LoZoccolo]

26. Go to a goth club.

Or a showing of The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

[miss_kitty]

27. I used to be a fag hag

in the 70s and 80s-the height of fag haggery, imho-those were the days my friend, we thought they'd never end, we'd sing and dance, forever and a day.

*sigh*

[tigereye]

28. i guess I used to be one too?

I just hung around a bunch of gay men who were my friends. I never thought of myself as a FH, I just thought they were funny and fun to hang around with. I think they all moved to NYC. I remember being shocked by seeing a bunch of transvestites in the women's bathroom one time. Boy was I naive. ;)

[sundog]

32. We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun?

that's so gay :P

[Red State Rebel]

29. I have 8 years experience.....

I have gone to the theatre with my gay friends, entertained them while in town, even took one to a snow cone place nearby so he could buy their T-Shirt that says "Home of the Big One".

3 years ago I shared a hotel room with 2 of them on a trip and my husband didn't bat an eye.

If you are anywhere near Dayton, OH in April I can show you where to hook up with a bunch!!

[sundog]

35. 8 years ya say...

Impressive.

Now I have my Ohio connection :hi:

[sundog]

30. A message to all the wonderful ladies who responded to this thread:

Thanks :pals:

:yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock: :yourock:

[donheld]

36. I'm Gay and I Don't Want a F** H*g

What the hell could i need with one of those. I haven't had one for 45 years and i don't need one now. :bounce::bounce::bounce:

[Skittles]

37. ARE YOU ASKING ME?

I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO BE FLATTERED OR KICK YOUR ASS.