Paula Abdul Elected President of Iraq.

[elperromagico]

More to come...



Iraqi President-Elect Abdul

[Radical Activist]

1. Iraqis were seen dancing in the streets

to Paula Abdul albums.

[Bluebear]

2. Sings "Opposites Attract" at inauguration in bid to unite factions

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[drhilarius]

3. "Hipster cartoon tomcat to be ambassador to US".

[donheld]

4. And to Bushie she sings "You're a cold hearted snake"

Look into his eyes
Oh oh oh
He's been tellin' lies

[jdots]

5. finally she found work.

Now lets get Ahhnald a job as life guard in a car wash.

[ashling]

6. Simon to be Minister of Offence

He plans to insult the insurgents until they are so humiliated they run out of the country crying.

"You call yourself a terrorist? I know 2 yr. olds who incite more terror"

[Sgent]

7. She's making a mint

doing American Idol.

Did you see Simon on Leno the other night? He's got like 6-7 cars that cost 100K+ (astin martin, etc)

[Crankie Avalon]

8. Never cared for her type of pop music...

...but as for how she looks in that photo...

...Oh, Madame President. :loveya:

[Magrittes Pipe]

9. She'll just be another dictator.

Already, she's demanding of Iraqis: "straight up, now tell me are you really gonna love me forever?"

[Sgent]

10. Never really cared for her songs

But her video are an entirely different story.

[CO Liberal]

11. And If Anyone Objects....

...Randy Jackson will look at them and say "Dog....."

:-)

[elperromagico]

12. Iraqi Secret Police Chief Randy Jackson,

Strongman of the Sunni Triangle.