Horoscope Says: Kim Jong Il Will Fall In Love With Condi, Find Osama

[matcom]

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NORTH Korean leader Kim Jong Il will fall in love with US Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice and lead the world to terror kingpin Osama bin Laden's lair.

Meanwhile, he will kidnap a famous movie director and cast Hong Kong actor Chow Yun Fat in Asia's own James Bond film.
These are among the more outrageous predictions of Hong Kong feng shui masters for the coming Year of the Rooster contained in a Chinese New Year horoscope published today by a leading bank.

Kim will also cheat death in a botched assassination plot, open up his reclusive Stalinist state's nuclear weapons plant to foreign tourists and lead the world to terror kingpin Osama bin Laden's lair, CSLA Asia Pacific Markets' annual survey of geomancers predicts.

"Kim Jong-Il will face some conflict and much excitement," the report, entitled Rooster Oracles predicts.

"Kim ... falls under the spell and in love with ... Rice," it continues. "She encourages him to develop tourism and ... (he) will seek to promote the unique selling point to travellers of being able to see how nuclear bombs are made."

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[Cooley Hurd]

1. God knows both need to get laid...

;)