Are you going to listen to shrub's state of the union?

[n2mark]

Hope some of you will, I can't stand to listen to him or watch him. Just watch his eyes and facial expressions whenever the pukes stand up to give him an ovation. He loves their approval. He just reminds me of a little child waiting to be approved by mommy and daddy.

[ladjf]

1. I consider your post about Bush to be far too flatering.

[n2mark]

4. YES

As you can tell by reading my post I am his greatest fan.

[ladjf]

16. Me too.

You comments about the little child waiting for approval from parents was too benign. I couldn't think of him as innocent in any setting.

[rocktivity]

2. No, I'm on the wagon

:headbang:
rocknation

[kcwayne]

3. I have more important things to do than listen to an inarticulate moron

try to read the propaganda his handlers have written for him.

I have to trim my nose hair and organize the pencils in my desk.

[n2mark]

5. This will be a good time to

brush my dogs and clean their ears. My dogs will fight their ear cleaning though, they don't want to hear shrub.

[movie_girl99]

6. hell f'in no

he makes me cringe... just cant even i was paid to do so.

[Beware the Beast Man]

7. No. I'm on a self-imposed political moratorium.

[TreasonousBastard]

8. I'll be cleaning the bathroom...

changing the litterbox, and other more important things.

[n2mark]

9. Cleansing while the shrub speaks

is the best policy.

[Dukkha]

10. Here's his outline:

Intro: Freedomx12 LibertyX10 Iraq, 9/11

Social Issues: Kill Social Security blah blah blah

Economy: More tax cuts for the wealthy

National Scurity: more gov't authority less civil liberties, spend spend spend!

Foeign Affairs: the real WMDs are in Iran, evildoers blah blah blah

Closing: Freedomx15 LibertyX19 Iraq, 9/11, God Bless Christian Americans

There! I spared you all from watching it.

[AlCzervik]

11. i can't, i got a guinea pig cage to clean

[Bluebear]

12. I've got to, much as it will nauseate me

If only to see how the Democrats in Congress react.

[fishwax]

13. I'd rather shave my head with a cheese grater while chewing on tin foil

</sam malone>

I used to try to watch, but I don't think I'll bother this year.
:puke:

[m_welby]

14. no n/t

[Earth_First]

15. You could play the SOTU 2005 Drinking Game:

Every time he says...

“The state of our union is strong…” -1 drink
mandate -1
Iraq -small drink
terror (however pronounced) -small drink
Iyad Allawi -1
democracy -2 drinks
elections -1 (+1 if referring to his own)
freedom -1
Saddam Hussein or Saddam -1
any prominent Baathist -3
"Bring it on" -Arm-wrestle the person next to you; loser drinks
Michael Moore -Stuff food in your mouth and drool
“nukular” -1
Any "_______" Security (i.e. Homeland, Economic, Job, etc.) -1
bipartisan or bipartisanship -2
seniors or "senior citizens" -1
invest(ment) (in the context of Social Security) -1
"younger workers" -1
"the opportunity to invest their portion of Social Security" -2
"prescription drugs" -2 drinks
“foreign oil” -1
God (or any euphemism for God) -2
sacrifice -1 in the context of the military, 2 for civilians
"tax burden" -1
"tort reform" or "malpractice reform" -1
"frivolous lawsuits" -1
evil or evildoers -2
"Don't mess with Texas!" -5

Every time he...

praises a Democrat by name -2
uses a 'Bushism' -1
refers to a former cabinet member -1
refers to the confidence he has in a new cabinet member -1
makes a train metaphor to talk about Social Security -1
refers to prescription drugs from Canada -1
tries to explain that the war was just a big misunderstanding -1
refers to the two remaining Axis of Evil countries -1

Every time the camera shows...

the First Lady -1
a Bush daughter -1 for each (or however many she's having)
the Governator -1
John Kerry or John Edwards -1
a "special guest" who is a member of the armed forces -1
a "special guest" who is a senior living on Social Security -1
a standing ovation from HALF of Congress -1
a military official in uniform who looks asleep -2

Other...

admits to making a mistake in the past four years: STOP DRINKING! YOU'VE HAD TOO MUCH
if the speech is under an hour: finish current drink, continue.

http://www.drinkinggame.us/

[Zing Zing Zingbah]

17. Damn, is that on tonight?

What time is it supposed to air? I hope it doesn't interrupt any good programs.

No, I don't want to watch. I hope I don't even catch a glimpse of it.