I don't feel so good

[Lavender Brown]

Can I go to the nurse's office? :evilfrown:

[Richardo]

1. Do you have a hall pass?

[Lavender Brown]

4. No. StopTheMorans stole it and pushed me into my locker.

:cry:

[Richardo]

9. That does it! He's on detention.

One more incident like that and he's suspended.

[tk2kewl]

5. Ugh. Makes me think of the *bush comment from the last SOTU

"We don't need a permission slip" :puke:

[JimmyJazz]

11. Oh no! Not this again!

This time, I'm the one who has to pee.

[Richardo]

14. Well you have to wait until Lavender comes back from the nurse's office

In the meantime, here's a cork.

[Lavender Brown]

15. Wow, you're strict, Teach.

:)

[StopTheMorans]

2. here, have one of these, see the nurse,

and see if you feel better then

:hug: :P

[Lavender Brown]

6. Ah I think that's the reason I'm sick.

[fit4life]

3. I'm a paramedic.

And I think I should be the judge of whether you feel good or not. ;)

I am a paramedic. Stay calm, don't panic. Just relax, lie flat on your back and do everything the nice paramedic tells you to do. lol

[Lavender Brown]

8. Stand back

:puke:

[fit4life]

19. Don't worry.

People throw up on me all the time, I'm used to it!

[southpaw]

7. Loss of touch sensation is indicative of

prolonged opiate abuse.

Try methadone therapy.

[JimmyJazz]

10. Questions like these need to be addressed in ATA.

I'm sorry you aren't feeling well, sweetie :hug:

[Lavender Brown]

12. Thanks

I'd hug you back, but the motion might make me nauseous.

[progmom]

13. I'm not a doctor

...but I play one on DU...




Get thee to thy bed post haste.

[StClone]

16. You are probably crapulous

Really I think last night left you crapulous.

[progmom]

17. or maybe craptacular?

A similar, but slightly different condition. It should only last 12 hours.

[Lavender Brown]

18. Oh no

I can't take 12 hours of craposity. :cry:

[StClone]

20. Just so you know

Main Entry: crap·u·lous
Pronunciation: 'krap-y&-l&s
Function: adjective
1 : marked by intemperance especially in eating or drinking
2 : sick from excessive indulgence in liquor :toast:

[Lavender Brown]

21. Oh okay

No, last night was not that fun. If it had been, I wouldn't complain.