Are there any men left? I won't say "Real" because that's crass. BUT....

[JanMichael]

...I'm fucking sick of all the pantywaist whining!

Boo hoo! If you can't get any perhaps it ain't the chicks fault, perhaps it's YOUR'S? Perhaps if you're married it might not be her problem,it might be your's?

Could it be? Could it be that you aren't all she wanted? Or perhaps you've tried it all and it just ain't enough? Maybe? Perhaps?

Men aren't everything...Women aren't either. A healthy balance? What a crazy idea.....

[greatauntoftriplets]

1. JanMichael...

Yes, there are men left. Thank the goddess. And thanks for your cogent thoughts on the issue.

[HEyHEY]

2. Didn't score last night eh jan?

[JanMichael]

6. My left hand resents that.

<searches for the "finger" emoticon>

Fact is bubba that my new bride is 650 miles away, we're working on fixing that, so <looks again for obnoxious emoticon> everything's cool in my universe:-)

Whoa!

[HEyHEY]

8. Oh 650 that sucks

Hope you rectify that problem post haste.

[Elidor]

3. Can I whine for being oversexed?

I've temporarily escaped from my girlfriend, but she's coming to get me at 9:30 and I'm sooooo worn out! Somebody HELP ME!!!

[Darth_Kitten]

4. Just curious, where is all this coming from?

I mean it's really COOL that you are thinking this way and all, but what brought it on? :hi: ;) :think:

[HEyHEY]

5. Probably me

And my pissing and moaning...by the way who won the game? I don't know

[JanMichael]

7. No it's not you....Wait...Would it make you feel better?

If so it is::evilgrin:

[HEyHEY]

9. Yeah I need the attention cause I can't get laid

[JanMichael]

11. Really? I'm sorry if I was offensive.

:-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-)

[HEyHEY]

13. Oh no

I'm jokin' over here too!

[JanMichael]

15. Good! I figured as much. I'm drunk early and probably easily agitated.

The Chiefs won but my wife is still 650 miles away.

<Looks around for something to break>

[HEyHEY]

You a chiefs fan too

good

[JanMichael]

20. Dude...I'm the bestest Socialist you'll ever met!

Seriously.

No, I mean it, don't challenge it!

[HEyHEY]

21. You got me stumped

I don't understand the correlation between being a chiefs fan and being a good socialist...explain. Is there something I don't know?

[JanMichael]

22. Sorry...I'd never used the "html" fonts before.

It meant nothing, however....Damn! See the different fonts????

Just a bit o' crapola.

[Chuckup]

10. I just roll up 4 pairs of sox

stick them down my pants, go to the local bar and the rest my friend is in the bag.

[Garage Queen]

12. Darth, i just want to take a moment to hijack this thread and tell you...

that I've placed "Sniper Kitty!" (as he's come to be known) on my desktop at work. When people see it, it takes a moment for what they're looking at to sink in ... and then they start laughing. (My boss couldn't stop laughing for 5 minutes ....said that "Sniper Kitty!" looks just like her cat did when she was a kitten.

:7

[Darth_Kitten]

17. Glad I could spread some joy....

in my own little way. ;)

[SOteric]

14. There are wonderful men left.

I could write a glowing testimonial.

[BritishHuman]

24. Hey!

You promised not to tell anyone about my glowing testimonials!

Now all the cool kids will make fun of me.

[Deja Q]

16. The only good men left are either taken or straight

'nuff said.

[sexybomber]

25. kind of like all the good women!

They're all either taken or lesbians. Not that there's anything wrong with the latter.

[KG]

18. not a problem for me!

been told by the insatiable love monkeys in my life that i'm all that - plus the bag of chips. :smoke:

some of us manly men are more manly than others! :)

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

19. you should check out my thread from earlier today

it's entitled "i hate people"

:D

[HawkerHurricane]

23. Be in San Fransisco next weekend...

The fleet will be in, along with enough Marines to make it interesting...

The whole town will suffer from testosterone poisoning for 2-3 days.