Who would rather have a rabid rat eat their face than watch the SOTU?

[Bouncy Ball]

(State of the Union address)

ME!

[GOPFighter]

1. PLEASE! I'm eating!

Don't mention SOTU.

[Butterflies]

2. Ha!

:D

[BikeWriter]

3. Me, me, me!

:(

[Tempest]

4. Thank God for UPN

I'll be watching "King of the Hill", "That 70's Show" and "Malcolm in the Middle" instead of that self-congratulatory grope fest.

[JAbuchan08]

5. Given the choice I think I'll take the SOTU

but it was a close call. Maybe if you'd offered a more appealing alternative than having one's face eaten.

[Bouncy Ball]

7. Ok how about having all your toenails removed?

[JAbuchan08]

9. Why not a warm bath?

Of course its easier for me as I have an almost magical ability to tune things out when I don't want to listen.

[LibertyLover]

6. Does it have to be a rabid rat?

Could it just be one of my nice, clean, non-rabid rats? It's not that I'm going to watch SOTU, but the thought of having to have the rabies series of injections really is very off-putting. So, if I could substitute having my rats Hecate, Pallas, Isis and Nepthysis gnaw off my face in lieu of watch SOTU, it would be much appreciated.

[GOPFighter]

8. Naw! They wouldn't gnaw your face, would they?

:-)

[Autumn]

10. I'll take the rat

It would be easier than listening to him lie.

[ronnykmarshall]

11. Got any cheese?

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

12. Me me me

I cannot bear the sight or sound of that creature.