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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-02-05 06:07 PM
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Who should be Sec. of DMC?
Department of Manufactured Crises.
I'm thinking Rush Limbaugh would be the go to guy for this new cabinet level federal department.

Of course, it'd be a lot of fun to take a shot at it.

THE SQUIRRELS ARE COMING! THE SQUIRRELS ARE COMING!
The Center for Disease Control today announced that the huge overpopulation of squirrels now occurring in the U.S. is spreading plague, influenza, AIDS, herpes, Ebola, and homosexuality throughout the nation.

Speaking for the CDC, Dr. Mavis Tilby stated "This plague of rodents threatens to infect every human on the planet. We estimate the mortality rate to be upwards of 90%."

It was also announced that a four billion dollar contract had been signed with RE, Rodent Eradicators, a division of Halliburton Industries.

What do you think will be the next crisis?
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