Do your ears hang low? Do they wobble to and fro?

[HeyManThatsCool]

Can you tie them in a knot?

[agates]

1. Can you tie them in a bow? eom

[RevolutionaryActs]

2. Can you tie them in a bow?

Can you throw 'em over your should like a Continental solider? Do your ears hang LOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.


I like the other versions of that song better. :evilgrin:

[HeyManThatsCool]

Do you mean.... Do your BALLS hang low??

lol

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

4. I often wondered if there were other versions

than the G-rated one. But how in the world-or why in the world-would you want balls thrown over your shoulder? Sounds painful to me!

[HeyManThatsCool]

5. There's also Do your BOOBS hang low

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

3. Can you throw them over your shoulder

like a Continental soldier?

[Worst Username Ever]

6. Do your ears hang high?

Do they reach up to the sky?
Do they wrinkle when they're wet?
Do they straighten when they're dry?
Can you wave them at your neighbor
With an element of flavor?
Do your ears hang high?

[Worst Username Ever]

7. Do your ears hang wide?

Do they flap from side to side?
Do they wave in the breeze
From the slightest little sneeze?
Can you soar above the nation
With a feeling of elevation?
Do your ears hang wide?

[Worst Username Ever]

8. Do your ears fall off?

When you give a great big cough?
Do they lie there on the ground
Or bounce up at every sound?
Can you stick them in your pocket
Just like Davy Crocket?
Do your ears fall off?