There are NO secrets, you can keep from a ferret

[Padraig18]

:P

[RevolutionaryActs]

1. Please tell me, it only SNIFFED the tooth brush.

:P

[Padraig18]

2. Yes, he only sniffed it.

:)

[RevolutionaryActs]

3. Good to know.

Very cute little guy, btw. :hi:

[Padraig18]

4. Thanks!

He's a riot, and actually quite affectionate.

:)

[American Tragedy]

5. Yeah, that's just when you were watching.

Does it attack genitals on command, a la Big Lebowski?

[Padraig18]

7. Mine is a toe fetishist

He likes nibbling and playing with toes.

:P

[ET Awful]

6. Ferrets are one of my favorite critters :)

I love those little weasels

:)

[DrWeird]

8. Are ferrets the ones that dance their prey to death?

Or is that weasels?

[Padraig18]

9. I'm not sure, to be honest.

Ferrets probably annoy their prey to death.

:P

[DrWeird]

10. I can't remember which...

I think that it's ferrets, I'm not sure. But if they can get close to, say, a rabbit, they'll start dancing. They'll flip up in the air, do sumersaults, spin themselves around, etc. The rabbit wants to run, but it's so damn confused it doesn't know what to do. So the ferret keeps dancing closer, and closer, and closer... until BAM! Dinner.

[DainBramaged]

11. Does it know how many condoms you have?

My cat lying across my shoulders would LOVE to meet your ferret.

[Padraig18]

13. Our cat somewhat likes our ferret.

They're not exactly friends, but it's less than an armed standoff. Condoms? Tony and I don't use them, because we're both negative and momogamous.
;)

[DainBramaged]

19. negative and momogamous

Is that akin to a flying projectile?

[Padraig18]

21. It's rather more like...

... a walk in the rain without a rain coat.

:evilgrin:

[NYC Liberal]

12. Can we set one loose in the WH?

:P

[Padraig18]

14. Barney would ask it for help escaping.

:P

[NYC Liberal]

15. Or eat it.

Like how Bush said he'd eat the fish he caught on that fishing show...

[Buns_of_Fire]

16. I had a ferret crawl up my pants leg once

I assume it had a good time, although I sure wish it had had its claws trimmed...

[murielm99]

18. That's funny.

Our local video store owners used to have a ferret that they brought to work with them all the time.

He was a friendly little guy who loved being around the customers. He tried to crawl up my pant leg often. He used to go through my purse, too. I had to make sure he did not eat my cigarettes.

[Cush]

17. why is a toothbrush by the pc?

[Padraig18]

20. I don't remember.

One of us must have been going to brush our teeth.

:shrug: :)