I want to enroll in bush's sexual abstinence program

[Norbert]

Why you ask?

Check this study of Texas Teen abstinence program out:

"The study showed about 23 percent of ninth-grade girls, typically 13 to 14 years old, had sex before receiving abstinence education. After taking the course, 29 percent of the girls in the same group said they had had sex.

Boys in the tenth grade, about 14 to 15 years old, showed a more marked increase, from 24 percent to 39 percent, after receiving abstinence education."

In short you attend his sex abstinence program, you increase your chances of getting lucky. Of course, I want to attend an ADULT program. I'm not that perverted.:bounce:

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=571&u=/nm/20050131/hl_nm/health_abstinence_texas_dc&printer=1

[4_Legs_Good]

1. Woo hoo!!! Sign me up!

Does it work if you're married already?

david

[HEyHEY]

2. Hey, we all know hot horny chicks go to those to try to curb habits

ANd habits are hard to break :evilgrin:

[Zuni]

3. You are so right

The best place to troll for chicks is the abstinence rally. These are the girls who need help to keep them from letting every guy in the room tag team them

[HEyHEY]

7. Jay and Silent bob always said the BEST place

Was outside of abortion clinics

[hippiechick]

4. Damn, I'm in !!

:evilgrin:

[flvegan]

5. Alright, c'mon, let's form an orderly line. NO pushing. Room for us all.

[Exultant Democracy]

6. what a bunch of evil duers

count me in.

[gizmo1979]

8. hurry and sign me up I'am almost blind!!!!!!

[Nitrogenica]

9. I wonder how widespread these kind of results are?

[JimmyJazz]

10. If you want to abstain from sex, I suggest getting married.

[gizmo1979]

12. I was going to say that.

[Paranoid_Portlander]

11. Kick.

.

[Orsino]

13. A Bush s-xual abstinence program could work...

...if he'd stop f---ing us constantly.

[Elidor]

14. George & Laura are the poster children for sexual abstinence

I suggest nude posters of them in every US high school.

[Paranoid_Portlander]

15. Kick.

.