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SmileyBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-02-05 07:48 PM
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What's your all-time favourite sketch from Chappelle's Show??
Edited on Wed Feb-02-05 07:49 PM by SmileyBoy
Mine would either be the Red Balls sketch ("Excuse me, may I have a Red Balls please??... SHAZAM!!!") or the one about the first black man to take a shit on a white toilet ("I had a big case of Mud Butt."). The farting noises were a hilarious touch.:D
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tcfrogs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-02-05 07:49 PM
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1. Haven't seen them all
But I liked the "World Series of Dice"
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SmileyBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-02-05 07:50 PM
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2. I was cheering for Ashy Larry.
"Man, put some damn lotion on!!!"
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blondeatlast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-02-05 07:53 PM
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3. "Black Bush," IMHO.
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Nailzberg Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-02-05 08:03 PM
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4. Black Bush, without a doubt.
Close second - The blind, white supremacist who was black.
Third - Wayne Brady
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SmileyBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-02-05 10:16 PM
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17. Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?? LOL
Edited on Wed Feb-02-05 10:18 PM by SmileyBoy
Priceless.
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WindRavenX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-02-05 08:05 PM
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5. The Mad Real World
Priceless! :7
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lastknowngood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-02-05 08:07 PM
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6. The black white supremacist I died laughing and can't stop ever
time I think of it.
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DemGirl7 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-02-05 08:20 PM
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13. I loved that one too...it was so funny.
I liked at the end of it, right before it ended, the writting on screen said that all proceeds were donated by the Trent Lott Foundation..I was like that is wicked funny Trent Lott joke..lol
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Moloch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-02-05 08:32 PM
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16. LOL
me too totally.

I just laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh.

and then some more.
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yellowdogintexas Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-02-05 10:20 PM
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that is the most hysterical thing I have seen in years
it made me HURT
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Martin Eden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-02-05 10:34 PM
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31. Me too. I thought I'd die when he divorced his wife ...
... for being a Ni**er lover!
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name not needed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-02-05 08:09 PM
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7. Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?
:D
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-02-05 08:09 PM
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8. The milkman
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Lex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-02-05 08:09 PM
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9. Black Bush.
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redsoxliberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-02-05 08:11 PM
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10. wayne brady or black bush
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Corgigal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-02-05 10:17 PM
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18. Wayne Brady
When it was over I thought, Damn I am SOOOOOO white after all because I also like Wayne Brady.
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HeyManThatsCool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-02-05 10:20 PM
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21. Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch? n/t
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kodi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-02-05 08:12 PM
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11. "keepin' it real!"
Edited on Wed Feb-02-05 08:12 PM by kodi
a series of lessons most of us need to re-learn daily
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HeyManThatsCool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-02-05 10:21 PM
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22. yup. When keepin it real goes wrong... SO funny
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joeybee12 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-02-05 08:12 PM
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12. Don't have cable, so I haven't seen much, but the quiz show...
..."I Know Black People" is hysterical. I love the last question: "How can black people overcome?" Every contestant is right except the girl who says, "Get out and vote!"
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gater Donating Member (270 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-02-05 08:22 PM
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14. The Playa Hater's Ball Time travel sketch.
When the slave master gets capped at the end...brutally funny!
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Lost147 Donating Member (158 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-02-05 08:30 PM
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15. Don't remeber the name but...
I laughed so hard. They have this older black comedian come on talking about movies he finds offensive because whites play are stealing cultures of Others. He hates Dances With Wolves (white guy becomes Indian) and The Last Samurai (Tom Cruise=Last Samurai...)

He comes up with a movie idea... "The Last Nigger on Earth" staring Tom Hanks. Best line EVER
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HeyManThatsCool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-02-05 10:19 PM
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20. I love that one!! & its a Pat Mooney skit n/t
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HeyManThatsCool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-02-05 10:19 PM
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19. The Racial Draft
Colin Powell & Condi Rice have been given away by the blacks
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ok_cpu Donating Member (826 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-02-05 10:23 PM
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23. Rick James
"Pee on You" and the Fisticuff "Turn My Headphones Up" video.
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HeyManThatsCool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-02-05 10:26 PM
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25. pee on u is hilarious
Haters wanna hate
Loves wanna love
I dont even want
none of the above
I want to piss on you.....
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ok_cpu Donating Member (826 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-02-05 10:27 PM
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27. drip, drip, drip
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jmm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-02-05 10:45 PM
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41. This is the remix edition, to a song about pissing
I also loved the Trading Spouses episode

What'chu listening to?

It's the new 50 Cent, I'm from the streets G-G-G-G-G-G G-Unit!!!

Come on, come on G-G-G G-G-G Get your ass in the car!


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HeyManThatsCool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-02-05 10:47 PM
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42. Oh yea! Thats a GREAT skit
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HeyManThatsCool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-02-05 10:35 PM
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32. What did the 5 fingers say to the face?
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ok_cpu Donating Member (826 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-02-05 10:39 PM
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35. Welcome to the China Club
and the dirty couch and the "Unity" bruise...
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HeyManThatsCool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-02-05 10:41 PM
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37. I wish I had more hands... so I could give those titties 4 thumbs down
http://www.goyk.com/flash.asp?path=659


great sound clips from that ep
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HeyManThatsCool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-02-05 10:25 PM
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24. My # 2... Lil John
Edited on Wed Feb-02-05 10:40 PM by HeyManThatsCool
What? WHAT?
Ok. OKAAAAAAAAAY





listen to the lil john clips

http://www.collegeslackers.com/?act=home&pg=lil_jon
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ikojo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-02-05 10:26 PM
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26. Clayton Bigsby, the black white supremacist
It is a howler....I especially like the part when the Bush supporter (ooops! I mean racist) literally pops his top when Clayton Bigsby removes his hood and he sees he is black.
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-02-05 10:27 PM
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28. he was aping that stupid car commercial with the squirming girl
Edited on Wed Feb-02-05 10:30 PM by Skittles
she had a big ass and he kicked her out of the car
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HeyManThatsCool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-02-05 10:28 PM
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29. Oh yeah! the mitsubishi commercial skit. Did you ever see
the blooper reel on the DVD set? Her tit pops out and he looks

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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-02-05 10:30 PM
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30. LOL - no, I wish I did
I just remember him looking at her like WTF and then telling her to GET THE F*** OUT OF MY CAR!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
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Huckebein the Raven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-02-05 10:35 PM
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33. The Racial Draft with
the Wu-Tang Clan getting drafted by Asians

Also Black Bush and the Black White Supremacist.
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Mr. Blonde Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-02-05 10:37 PM
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34. I like most of them, but I was just thinking of the one
with Jim Breur and Scarface from Half Baked in it, and they are smoking weed in a car. Then they hit the girl on a bike, and the voiceover says if you 12 years old and high on weed, don't ride your bike.
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-02-05 10:40 PM
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36. The music thing was priceless
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HeyManThatsCool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-02-05 10:42 PM
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38. Fistacuffs? Turn my headphones up?
Is that the one
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-02-05 10:43 PM
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39. No the white people dancing to guitars
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ok_cpu Donating Member (826 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-02-05 10:44 PM
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40. And the Popcopy training video
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SmileyBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-02-05 10:49 PM
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43. Oh God, I LOVED that one!!!
"If they have a Mac disk, tell them we only use PC. If they have a PC disk, tell them we only use Mac. If they have both, tell them we only use Linux."
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