Does anyone wanna be my boo? Here's the thing....Bleachers7

[JimmyJazz]

took applications for boos this morning and, while I applied, I didn't make the cut...apparently the title of "Bleachers7's boo" went to Miss FuzzySlippers.

After some debate over what consituted a "boo," I decided it sounded like a pretty good thing to have and I would like one, too. Any volunteers? I won't even make you complete an application. :7

[Longgrain]

1. Love too but I'm too busy

getting some photos ready for my next big prank...

[JimmyJazz]

2. Dayum, Longgrain - you sure know how to make someone

feel welcome :P

[Longgrain]

4. Of course it's what I do best...

I seethe with attention...:P

[AlCzervik]

3. You don't want to rush into this Boo thing to quickly

i mean sure it sounds good but do you really have time for one? I'm sure in the beginning there will be the honeymoon period but after that wears off Boo may start making demands on you. think about it.

[JimmyJazz]

6. This is sorta what I had in mind, but I'm not quite sure:

Picture Marcia Brady with the "big man on campus" - going to the local malt shop, sharing a chocolate milk shake - you know, one shake - two straws *sigh*

[Schema Thing]

8. hmmm, I figured it was some sort of term of endearment

used between KKK members? :o B-)

[JimmyJazz]

11. LOL - Do they use terms of endearment? I did not know that!

[Schema Thing]

87. Oh yeah, all the time. In fact, lately I've heard black people

using one of the KKK's terms of endearment. Imagine that, lol.

[AlCzervik]

9. oh, i see, you want some arm candy

to look at and to be looked at with. I see no problem with that, just make sure he's not to bright ya know, really good looking of course but quiet.

[JimmyJazz]

16. Did you someone in mind for me?

[AlCzervik]

20. Warren Malaney???

[JimmyJazz]

21. Pictures, please! Jeebus, you want me to select a boo sight unseen???

[AlCzervik]

26. ok, this one would do...hhhmmmm????

Vintage Franco Nero, circa 1960 something.

[JimmyJazz]

32. .

:9

A bit of an odd color, but otherwise tasty.

[frylock]

5. maybe..

what are you in to, besides The Clash?

[JimmyJazz]

7. Um, the Mescaleros? Big Audio Dynamite?

:P

Seriously: pina colodas and getting caught in the rain. I am not into health food, I am into champagne. I like making love and midnight and ... oh nevermind...

[frylock]

17. so are you into yoga?

I like making love too, but I'm usually in bed by 11:30, so this prolly isn't going to work out. :P

[JimmyJazz]

19. I'm too type A for yoga - I really do like to trail run, though.

Nothing like a good 8 miles dodging horse manure to get the creative juices flowing and the armpits stinking!

[frylock]

29. stinky armpits, you say? i may need to reconsider..

but this trail running krap is straight out, on account of my bad knee. But I'll follow along on my MTB, as long as you run fast enough that I don't tip over.

[JimmyJazz]

38. I can run fairly fast - it depends on who I'm chasing....

:P

[loudestchick]

10. I could be "Javier" and nod alot when you talk...I'd rub your back

and not be too possessive...after all I'd just be your online "boo".

[NeoTraitors]

Bleachers and Boos

I figured a Cub fan should check in here!

[JimmyJazz]

14. You have come to the right place. Except for the tiny little

fact that I know absolutely nothing about baseball - but I did like that movie with Billy Crystal and Gregory Hines where Billy Crystal's character was a Cubs fan and Jimmy Smitts was the bad guy...That was funny. Running Scared? :shrug:

BTW - welcome to DU :hi:

[JimmyJazz]

12. I'll keep you in mind, but I was kinda hoping for a

"stands when pees" boo. Although, I guess I could be pursued ed otherwise. :7

[loudestchick]

13. Well, if John can cross over "virtually", I thought I'd offer.

;-)

[JimmyJazz]

22. So far, it seems as if you are my only volunteer!

I guess Fuzzy really did become bleacher7s boo. And where is sundog? Jeez!

[Taxloss]

15. You make a lot of pleas for love, Jimmy Jazz!

Fortunately, I have enough love to go around.

[JimmyJazz]

18. Oh I do not! I'm just depressed that I didn't get to be bleacher7s boo!

I sounded like fun!

[Taxloss]

24. I have no idea what a "boo" is

But it seems to involve either subordination or a pattern of peer-group hierachy thinking.

If you want validation, you can be my mipmip. Better still, you can be Lieutenant Mipmip. And for nothing.

[JimmyJazz]

28. I'm already sundog's h*g, but I guess I have time to be your

mipmip - BTW - I'm not really looking for validation. I'm sorry that you got that impression.

[Taxloss]

56. OK, you can be my sundog's hog

but I have no idea what that means. Can I be your Boo?

[JimmyJazz]

64. As soon as you recognize that I really am NOT in need of

affirmation, but that I'm just playing around :7

[Taxloss]

68. OK.

Just so long as you realise my deadpan approach is simply British reserve, not me being down on you!

[JimmyJazz]

71. Did you say "British?" - can I reconsider???

:7

[Taxloss]

89. OK

[JimmyJazz]

90. aaahhhh - you kicked this ridiculous thread for that????

Thank you :)

[Taxloss]

93. Well, I went to bed. Yes, I'm a fool.

Anyway, shall we let it die now?

[JimmyJazz]

94. Yes, please.

But, we'll meet again in another thread and when we do, can I call you "boo?" :P

[Taxloss]

95. You are welcome to.

Let us now lay this thread to rest.

[FuzzySlippers]

67. Ummm ....You're substituting the wrong vowel there.

Miss Jimmy ain't nobody's "hog". :o

[Taxloss]

69. Oooops.

I was guessing on the rhyme.

[JimmyJazz]

77. I'm sundog's FG - And I like it - yanumsen????

[GOPisEvil]

23. Sounds interesting. What's involved in being someone's 'boo'?

[JimmyJazz]

25. Here's the thing: I'm not *exactly* sure....but it sounded really good

when bleacher7 asked for one. And, Fuzzy seemed so willing to accept the offer...what do you think is involved?

[GOPisEvil]

27. I dunno...I've never been someone's boo.

That sounds like a good thing to be. Yeah, I'm Miss Jimmy's boo. Ya gonna make something of it? :D

[JimmyJazz]

31. It does have a nice ring to it, doesn't it? I still have no idea what

it is, though! :7 Do you think I have to be your boo if you are mine?

[GOPisEvil]

33. Hmmmm...it seems like the boo relationship should be two-way!

Who wants to be an unrequited boo?

[JimmyJazz]

36. Would that make us boo-boos? Jeebus, bring out the insuline.

:7

[GOPisEvil]

39. Hehehehe!

:7

[FuzzySlippers]

65. Well, I've been one for most of the day apparently

and I still have no idea what my boo duties are.

[frylock]

41. wait just a damn minute..

you're looking for a boo, and you don't what one is?!!


boo is a term that is derived from the French word "beau" meaning beautiful. In 18th century England it meant an admirer, usually male. It made it's way into Afro-Caribean language perhaps through the French colonisation of some Caribean islands.

Now meaning girl or boyfriend

[JimmyJazz]

44. oh. In that case....nevermind.

:P

[GOPisEvil]

45. Yeah, you just want an FB...

...I see how you are. :cry:

[JimmyJazz]

Erm...I don't know what that is either.

[GOPisEvil]

49. f**k buddy

Hehehehehe...:D

[JimmyJazz]

53. Hey! No sex threads!

:P

[GOPisEvil]

54. Oh yeah...how soon we forget

O8)

[frylock]

46. whaaaaaaaaaaaaaattt?!!

baby.. don't do this to me!!! :cry: :loveya:

[JimmyJazz]

48. Sure, sure - now you bring out the floaty hearts - you could

have used those four posts ago and you woulda had me :loveya: what took ya so long?

[frylock]

50. fear of commitment

:loveya:

[JimmyJazz]

52. Lol - It's an internet forum, sweet!

and :loveya: too. ;)

[Arkana]

30. Sure, but only if I get to pack my taser.

;)

By the way: what the hell is a 'boo?'

[JimmyJazz]

34. I dunno - we're still working out the details.....

And yes, you can pack your taser - just keep it to the right, remember. :P

[Arkana]

37. Hmmm...maybe I should upgrade to a cattle prod instead

:7

[JimmyJazz]

42. Oh baby,...

nothing says true love like a cattle prod! :P

[JohnKleeb]

35. Sure since my flirting buddy is out at the moment, I need something

[JimmyJazz]

40. you flirt???? Really???? with whom????

:P

[JohnKleeb]

43. Hey Veronica just doesnst flirt with her ok

:) Yeah where is she.

[WMliberal]

47. only because you send out your W-2's in a timely manner.

My qualifications: Rape, murder, arson, and rape.
<>

[JimmyJazz]

51. Ouch - that's not a very pleasant post. Some might find it not so funny

in fact. Who could that be?? Oh, yeah - maybe those of us who have experienced the first and last of your qualifications....

[WMliberal]

58. yeah, basically everyone who hasn't seen Blazing Saddles.

[JimmyJazz]

61. Ah - now I get it. That was a funny movie - I don't recall that scene,

but I get it now! :thumbsup: I'm glad you weren't trying to be heavy in my thread.

[WMliberal]

63. It's when the sheriff and the waco kid try to infiltrate hedley lamarr's

gang. They beat up a couple of klansmen and take their uniforms. Anyway, the guy in front of them says that as his qualifications. Lamarr replies "but you said rape twice." guy replies: "i like rape"

[JimmyJazz]

66. I'm sorry for not getting that - I should have.

:silly:

[WMliberal]

70. this doesn't, in any way, hurt my chances of winning the boo competition?

a potential boo can hope, can't he? :party:

[JimmyJazz]

72. naw - your chances are really good - I didnae mean to be so

thin skinned. I shoulda known "blazing saddles"

[miss_kitty]

55. So no one wants to help with my little dog and her problem?

you all suck :P

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2560774

[JimmyJazz]

57. you got responses! My dog would always roll in poop -

I never found a solution!

[miss_kitty]

59. 16 posts

six were mine and it was JACKED! Not that THAT matters. I'll take anything as a comment on a thread I post...:P

[JimmyJazz]

60. Oh stop! How do you think I got to 7,000 - by responding to posts in

my own thread!

[miss_kitty]

62. i wasn't referring to that

I just need an answer. Only a few people responded, and no one had an answer.

i know how to get the posts up. I was way out in front until I went on an (unnoticed) strike without being the most popular girl in the lounge or having threads that everyone wants to post on, :silly:

[RevolutionaryActs]

73. Me! oh oh oh oh oh pick me!

:7

[JimmyJazz]

74. You know what you have to do!!!

Here:

send a link :7

[RevolutionaryActs]

75. But everyones talking about the SOTU, and not flaming each other.

:evilfrown:

[RevolutionaryActs]

76. Mizz Jazz? Am I brave enough to post the popcorn smiley in.....

GD: Politics? :wow:

[JimmyJazz]

79. Links dorkette, links....

[progmom]

78. for your love....

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=132&topic_id=1546953&mesg_id=1559986&page=

[RevolutionaryActs]

80. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's the one I WAS going to post on!

Now Mizz Jazz will never have me for her boo! :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

[progmom]

81. How many Boos does one Jimmy get?

That's what I wanna know.

[RevolutionaryActs]

82. 20?

She's a boo whore. :silly:

[JimmyJazz]

83. I saw that! I just want one boo....

:silly: And, I would really like it if he could be cute :7

[RevolutionaryActs]

84. HE? Awww damnit! So progmom and I are SOL?

:cry:

[JimmyJazz]

85. Not necessarily, but Taxloss with his cute british accent is kinda

in the lead - sawy ladies.....

[RevolutionaryActs]

86. Well shit man. I guess I'll just have to back to threadjacking with Kleeb.

:P

[progmom]

88. total bummer, eh Rev?

[TroubleMan]

91. Sorry...I'm married

Otherwise, I'd be waving my hand going "pick me! pick me!" :hi:

[JimmyJazz]

92. Aw - thanks pumpkin! I'd a picked you, too.

:hi:

[FuzzySlippers]

96. I can't believe this has popped up again.

Just find yerself a damned boo and be done with it!

[JimmyJazz]

97. Just because you have bleachers7 - don't fault the rest of us for

trying to find our own - btw, how is that working out for you?

[FuzzySlippers]

98. I haven't even heard from Bleachers

since I became his boo. I have no idea what my boo duties or my boo privileges or my boo whatever are supposed to be. :shrug: