A friendly memo to my employer:

[GOPisEvil]

WHERE IS MY W-2, YOU RAT BASTARDS?!?! IT'S FEBRUARY 2. WE'RE ALL IN THE SAME CITY. EVEN IF YOU MAILED IT JAN. 31, IT SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN HERE TODAY. I WANT MY REFUND, DAMMIT!!!!!

Thank you,

Your semi-gruntled employee

[sendero]

1. Yeah! Where's my W2...

... oh yeah, I haven't made it yet. I'll get right on it :)

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

2. Are you sure you didn't accidentally discard it?

I awoke in a panic at 3 a.m. today and realized I hadn't seen hide nor hair of what I thought was a W-2 from Pitt which arrived on Monday. Turns out I accidentally threw it in the trash. Fortunately I didn't have to dig too far to retrieve it!

[GOPisEvil]

3. If I had seen it, I would have put it with my other W-2.

Trust me, it hasn't arrived. :grr:

[JimmyJazz]

4. You can apply to be my boo in my thread - I'll send a W-2 right away.

:7

[GOPisEvil]

5. I posted.

:-)

[Lone_Star_Dem]

6. Hey, an employee has every right to be semi-gruntled over that!

Tax returns are the fun money!

[GOPisEvil]

7. 1/2 of my return is going toward the premium on my mortgage.

The other half...we'll see. Maybe fun, maybe into the bank.

Coming Sunday?

[Lone_Star_Dem]

8. Shows you how young I was last time I got a return...

I would do the same as you now. Being the proprietor of a small business I pay out quarterly. Once I did over pay on sales tax and got money back, but I guess that doesn't count.

I'm going to have to do the smoozing thing with the client on Sunday. I'm working on getting a contract that I really need. I'll be with you in spirit, though. :)

[GOPisEvil]

9. Aw, man...

...I was looking forward to meeting you. :-(

Good luck with the client though.

[Maestro]

10. I thought by law

you had to have it by Jan 31. Or does it just need to by postmarked by that day?

[blondeatlast]

11. I think it has to be in your hands by then.

Regardless, there's little excuse for it not having arrived. I got mine 2 weeks ago.

[GOPisEvil]

12. Postmarked by 1/31...

...I want my W-2 and refund, dammit! :grr:

[LynneSin]

13. You're working for Governor Goodhair - he's using it for a haircut

:eyes:

[GOPisEvil]

14. We don't pay state income taxes!

GEORGE BUSH IS HOLDING MY REFUND HOSTAGE!!!!!

At any rate, I blame Shrub...if it weren't for him, we wouldn't have Goodhair.

[RevCheesehead]

15. Report the Rat-bastards to the IRS.

They are in violation of the law.

[GOPisEvil]

16. Oh yeah, like the Bushco IRS will investigate a TEXAS state agency.

I'll just bitch about it thanks.

:hi: