What do you find yourself doing to the tv when * is on?

[bliss_eternal]

I have suddenly awakened to find myself mooning the television and patting my ass saying, "Yeah--kiss my beige ass you sonovabitch!"
I swear I have no conscious memory of pulling my pants down and getting in that position--it's like a involuntarty response.

Anyone else?

;)

[donheld]

1. Changing the channel

:bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:

[liberalmuse]

2. I can't do tv because of that *&%$!

I had to turn off the cable when the automatic middle finger salute wasn't enough and I started throwing stuff at the tv. Scary, isn't it? That shit doesn't deserve my middle finger, or your ass.

[bif]

3. I yell "You fucking liar. Start telling the fucking truth for a change."

Then I really start swearing and have to turn the tv off or leave the room. I can't afford t get my blood pressure up like that.

[Kathy in Cambridge]

4. Watch something else

I'm watching Auschwitz on PBS.

[Lefty48197]

5. Turning the channel to Nick at Night

for something more realistic, like Green Acres.

[flamingyouth]

6. Turning off the TV.

[Ekirh]

7. Change the Channel To the Cartoon Network...

And watch cartoons until The Daily Show comes on.

[yellowdogintexas]

8. I was afraid I might hurt the tv, so I did not turn it on. I am not in the

mood to purchase new electronic equipment at this point in time

[mtnsnake]

9. If I come across him, I flip him the bird and change channels

[Huckebein the Raven]

10. Give him the bird and the change the channel which what I do

with all wingnuts and bushbots.

[prairierose]

11. I ususally scream , "You f***ing liar...and then....

scramble for the remote to change the channel.

:puke:

[Tsiyu]

12. We are laughing our asses off right now

bliss_eternal you have to make me a fresh cup of coffee...

AS for me, I threw some angel food cake at the TV but that wasn't enough. I had to cram the cake into *'s face when there was a closeup.

It just too damned difficult to look at Hastert, Cheney and * in the same screen. It's like watching the old Russkies in the Soviet Era days.

I had to walk away because the love fest was killing me. Did chimpy pass out and have to be carried out on a stretcher?

Please? Say. He. Did.

[bliss_eternal]

13. LOL! I owe you a cup of coffee--

:)