If you really want to throw up tonight...

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

I have some SOTU commentary from my mother for all of you to enjoy ;)

Her comment... "Dick Cheney just adjusted his pants... it looks like he was playing with himself or something."

[flamingyouth]

Well, that's a lovely image

:cry: :D

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

2. I had to share my pain with all of you

Because I received that line a good hour and a half ago and it's still haunting me.

[flamingyouth]

4. We understand.

We understand. :hug: :D

[gennifer6]

1. that's the best line I've heard all night!!! bwahahahaha

[texas1928]

3. Well when * is on and talking

the Republican party has to touch themselves.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

5. You know

I bet Dick Cheney was singing that song "When I think about youuu I touch myself ohhh I touch myyyyself"... in his head the during the entire SOTU...

Just another lovely mental image to throw out there

[gennifer6]

6. Daydreaming of Ann Coulter...... n/t

[texas1928]

7. it would be more like

"Oh Yeah talk about protecting marriage, OH YEAH!!! Now talk about Saving Mureca, MMMMMMM!!!! OH SOCIAL SECURITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Sydnie]

8. I think your mother was right

I also think he had some gas because he looked like he kept listing to the side so he could relieve the pressure there too! And those faces he was making! Like he had let an SBD and was waiting for Dennis or blivet** to smell it!

[Bouncy Ball]

9. Dick also turned really red at one point and was coughing and

put something in his mouth. Nitroglycerine anyone?

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

11. I think it was actually oil...

That's what they run on in the Bush Whitehouse.

[Tsiyu]

10. Oooh....... Squishy

My daughter just had to leave the room....:7