A friend of mine emailed this to me....

[TheMightyFavog]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1469&item=5554000467&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW


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have been in so many fights and lost all of them by getting hit in the nose. I have had my nose broken 3 times. At the age of 44, I'd like for just once to be punched in the eye.

I told my old lady,I was going to put this ad on Ebay, she just laughed and once again I got punched me in the nose.

So if anyone would be willing, I sure do need the help.

NO Pro's,bouncers or anyone that hits really hard.

To ALL that have wrote to me,STOP, NO YOU CAN NOT, Kick me in the nuts,hit me anything other then your fist, you can not shoot me, you can not hang me.

Lemme Guess, Morristown Pennslyvania ain't exactly the intellectual center of the state.

[david_vincent]

1. Awhile ago there was a guy

who was selling his services as a human punching bag. For eight hours he would let anyone beat the tar out of him. The opening bid was set at $20,000.