"If I told you that you have a great body, would you hold it against me?"

[RadicalMom]

To paraphrase Groucho.

[Liberal In Texas]

1. Oh Oh...this could violate the decency code at DU..

Rephrase that.

"If I told you that a Freeper had a great body, would you believe it?"

[RadicalMom]

2. Don't make me think of Freepers when I was trying to...

What WAS I trying to?

[Jamastiene]

3. Hello

Only if you promise to let me stay there and savor the moment. :9

[xchrom]

4. don't tease

i'm Very Easy!

[RadicalMom]

5. Be still my beating heart! Now I'm going to have hot flashes.

[jdots]

6. are you talking about a body of water ?

this will throw them off the sex thread we having going here.....
Is that a pack of certs in your pocket or are you glad to see me?

[RC]

7. Tic Tac's..... No wait!

[RadicalMom]

10. No, not a body of water. Thanks, now I have to pee.

[sendero]

8. LOL...

.... I was sitting in my dentist's chair a long time ago. He's a good dentist, but he has a gimme cap collection on his ceiling and plays country music on the intercom.

He's digging around in there, and that country song comes on. It says "if I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?".

I could not help laughing and because of that I could not be still. I was bouncing around and trying to stifle myself. I don't know if he figured out what I was laughing about, I couldn't bring myself to say :)

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

9. I'm no Fred Flintstone...

But I bet I could make your bed rock!

*giggles*

[RadicalMom]

11. No, you're mo Fred Flintstone. I KNEW Fred Flinstone, etc.

[tjwmason]

12. No, but I'd get you the number of a local optician n/t