Top Ten Surprises In George W. Bush's State Of The Union Address

[Richardo]

From Letterman last night. Really like #8.
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10. Instead of "Hail To The Chief," marine band played 50 Cent's "In Da Club"

9. Began with wacky comedy skit about Hillary Clinton fainting then yelled, "Live from New York it's Saturday night"

8. For first 5 minutes, President wandered aimlessly looking for his shadow.

7. Didn't bother to take off his iPod.

6. His curious decision to wear t-shirt: "The more I learn about women, the more I love my truck"

5. President paused frequently to sip from Big Gulp.

4. His nunchucks wizardry.

3. His tearful plea to Brad and Jennifer to work things out.

2. The guy wouldn't shut up about "Meet The Fockers"

1. When he accidentally "outed" Rumsfeld.
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[kedrys]

1. Thanks, those are great! :) eom

[johnnie]

2. Those are funny

Letterman has some good stuff once in a while.

[underpants]

3. 4. His nunchucks wizardry.

Too funny