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i just got this emaiL and i Laughed reaLLy hard (yeah, it's my neighborhood). -------------
So I get into my truck last night on the way out of xxxx's and this guy comes up to my window shining a flash light. I would have just driven away but I was parallel parked so I rolled down my window to see what he wanted. Evidentially I parked in the space "owned" by an elderly diabetic man who drags one leg. I wasn't looking for a fight so I tell the guy that the space wasn't marked, I parked there after 8, and I don't read minds. Then he told me about the guy with diabetisss again and I tell him the place wasn't marked and I don't read minds. This went on for a few minutes until the guy finally realized that there was no malicious intent on my part and he wishes me a good night and asked me to remember the diabetic guy the next time I park there. Great, good night. In the meantime yyy was waiting in his car to make sure I got out of there alright. So, once the guy was done talking to me he went right for yyy, probably to make sure he knew about the leg dragging diabetic too. I don't know what yyy said but it mustn't have been kind because as yyy peeled out of there the guy is coming back towards me while pointing at yyy's car and yelling something. I was almost out of the parking spot and was done chatting so I just punched the gas to get out of there. But the nutjob was still coming at me. As I passed him my drivers side mirror whacked him and folded inward. I kept driving. Fin
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