Please...Caption This

[Jack_Dawson]

Because I don't even know where to start.

[peekaloo]

1. straining produces hemorrhoids, try more fiber.

[underpants]

2. Oh Dear Satan what else can I do for you

:evilfrown:

[Jack_Dawson]

3. LOL

Completely. :toast:

[johnnie]

4. "This is my concentrateabeling look" n/t

[smartvoter]

7. LOL -- he's focusizing. nt

[johnnie]

9. LOL n/t

[CatBoreal]

5. If I concentrate hard enough...

...I'll be able to hear Jeay-sus, I mean Jeezus....*damn* I can't even spell it.

[smartvoter]

6. "That's G, E... no G, O, R... no G, E, O, R... no..., yes... GEOR, G, E."

[Skittles]

8. he is wacking off

nt

[Richardo]

11. Is that hair gel hanging from his ear?

:evilgrin:

[Jack_Dawson]

21. Nice Visual

Not

[Rob H.]

10. OW!

"When they said they wuz gonna hide that newfangled radio receiver 'UP THERE,' I thought they wuz jus' kiddin'!"

[plcdude]

12. O Condi

that is so good don't stop and swallow remember what happened to Bill.

[Jack_Dawson]

14. Oh Dear

Thanks for THAT visual. Guess I asked for it.

:beer:

[Murphys_Unlawful]

13. Osama! Stay quiet. I'm gonna use you to try for a third term.

[madinmaryland]

15. push!!!

:hurts:

[madison2000]

16. Dear God please come and get me soon.

[Richardo]

17. "Dear God please come and get him soon"

I'm with ya there, Georgie.

[Jack_Dawson]

18. LOL n/t

[Mike Niendorff]

19. "... man ... I can't believe I kissed Joe Lieberman ..."

MDN

[Jack_Dawson]

24. That is Wrong

Everything about Mr. "Three-way split decision" is a joke.

[dubyaD40web]

20. Uh oh.....that wasn't a fart.

[lpbk2713]

22. Condi! Quick! ........ Pull my finger!

Phoooooot.

[Crankie Avalon]

23. "ARRRRGGGHHH...I'd KILL for diarrhea!!!"

[DETERMINEDPROGRESIVE]

25. I Know I Can Turn This Water Into Wine If I Just Concentrate Hard Enough

I know I can do it. If Jesus could do it, I can do it. Concentrate, concentrate...damn I want to snort a line...wait, stop thinking, Concentrate dammit!