Wife Of Man Killed By Sherry Enema Surrenders

[stevedeshazer]

LAKE JACKSON, Texas -- A Lake Jackson woman charged with killing her husband by using a sherry enema surrendered to police Monday.

Tammy Jean Warner, 42, turned herself into police Monday on a charge of criminal negligent homicide connected to her 58-year-old husband's May 2003 death.

Investigators said she gave her husband, Michael Warner, a sherry enema even though she knew his health problems made it extremely dangerous for him to consume alcohol.

Michael Warner died of alcohol poisoning. A toxicology report showed the husband had a blood-alcohol level of point-47 percent when he died, which is six times the legal standard for intoxication. Turner said a person drinking alcohol would usually pass out before getting a lethal dose.

more: http://www.click2houston.com/news/4159172/detail.html

[BlueEyedSon]

1. Hope it wasn't the expensive stuff!

[edbermac]

5. Well that's why; she used that $1.99 a gallon twist-off cap stuff...

That crap will kill you no matter what opening it's poured into...:evilgrin:

[SammyWinstonJack]

15. .

:evilgrin:

[alwynsw]

2. Gives a whole new meaning to

"Take this thing and shove it up your ass!"

[atommom]

3. Interesting murder weapon ... but not a very smart one.

There must be more to the story. It sounds like a Jerry Springer kind of household...

[MGKrebs]

4. Who is Sherry Enema?

:shrug:

And if Sherry killed the man, why is the wife surrendering?

In other news, who's on first?

:7

[saigon68]

7. LOL

Sherry Enema is married to Chuck Wagon (the deceased). She kept her maiden name.

[stevedeshazer]

12. That's exactly what I thought when I saw the article

Why is Sherry's last name "Enema"? How unfortunate.

[Chelsea Patriot]

21. A Bad East Village Drag Queen

[DemoTex]

6. Oh, man ...

Now I've heard it all.


Careful Bill, that shit can kill 'ya.

[candle_bright]

8. I read another article about this

yesterday. In that one, it said that his wife regularly did this because her husband had throat problems, so he couldn't orally ingest alcohol. This was a way they figured he could still get drunk.

And I thought drinking Listerine out of desperation was sad...

[bloom]

9. It is sad - but it doesn't sound like homocide....eom

[WildClarySage]

14. Yeah, it was the only way he could get

shit-faced.

[SammyWinstonJack]

16. LOL n/t

[dhinojosa]

10. scary shit

:/

[icymist]

11. When I first looked at this headline, I thought 'Sherry Enema' was

somebody's name. After reading some of the article in your post.....oh my! Oh my!

[Hand]

13. Ya know...

"Sherry Enema" would be a neat name for a rock band!

:silly:

[icymist]

18. Sounds like something Frank Zappa would've wrote about.

Sherry Enema meets up with the Illinois enema bandit! The video gets banned in Mississippi.

[Guns Aximbo]

17. where was he...

when this was taking place? I'm shocked to find that texuns even know what sherry is... Well then again I guess they don't.

You're supposed to DRINK it idiot cowboys.

[Redstone]

19. With a wife like that...

who needs enemas?

(sorry, couldn't resist)

Redstone

[WildClarySage]

20. She was just trying to get his ass drunk.

[Fuzz]

22. If it's gonna go up your arse, why would you choose sherry?

Wouldn't something less tasty work just as well?

:)

[lavenderdiva]

23. news reported that sherry had a higher alcohol content than wine... n/t

[lectrobyte]

24. Right. And since an alcohol enema is like directly injecting it

into your bloodstream, it can be very dangerous.

[stevedeshazer]

25. This is just the best headline

Gotta kick it once more....

[VOX]

26. "A pinched loaf, a jug of wine, and thou."

Sorry, couldn't resist. :evilgrin:

[Elidor]

28. LMAO!!!

Tasteless Post of the Day Award! :thumbsup:

[OldLeftieLawyer]

27. This is what happens .........

......... when you go drinking with an asshole.