Woman Accused of Giving Lethal Sherry Enema

[Pert_UK]

You know you've got a drinking problem when....

"HOUSTON (Reuters) - A Texas woman has been indicted for criminally negligent homicide for causing her husband's death by giving him a sherry enema, a police detective said on Wednesday.

Tammy Jean Warner, 42, gave Michael Warner two large bottles of sherry on May 21, which raised his blood alcohol level to 0.47 percent, or nearly six times the level considered legally drunk in Texas, police detective Robert Turner in Lake Jackson, Texas, told the Houston Chronicle.


"We're not talking about little bottles here," Turner said. "These were at least 1.5-liter bottles."

Warner, 58, was said to have an alcohol problem and received the wine enema because a throat ailment left him unable to drink the sherry, Turner told the newspaper. "

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/nm/20050203/od_nm/odd_sherry_dc

Holy....Living....Fuck.........

[JVS]

1. People can fit 3 liters of booze in their asses?

WOW!

[Pert_UK]

3. Imagine going through customs at the airport....

"Anything to declare sir?"

Slosh slosh slosh......

"NO!"

[YellowRubberDuckie]

6. People have been known to fit entire ARMS....nevermind....

:evilgrin:

[Zing Zing Zingbah]

2. That's crazy! n/t

[SpiralHawk]

4. I hearby vow

to shun the skankulous sherry enema treatment.

I prefer hazlenut coffee enemas anyway, so it's not like this is a major Lenten sacrifice or anything. But it does seem a well considered vow anyhow, as these things go.

[Spinzonner]

5. I had no idea that red wine went with ...

[liberal N proud]

7. What makes people think of this shit?

[autorank]

8. It's a Texas thing, you wouldn't understand.

Was that cooking or drinking Sherry. Makes a difference I suspect.
BTW, thank you for sharing. This is one of the best stories since I read a 60's SF Chronicle headline, "Hells Angel Hangs Self with Whip."

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

9. Best way to pass a breathalizer........

.....while being drunk as a skunk.