Received Bush/Cheny campaign mailing yesterday...

[Field Of Dreams]

Asking me for money!!! :puke:

I know my fellow DU'ers will provide me with some creative ideas as to how to best dispose of it!

Excerpts from the letter signed by the Chimp in Chief:

"And we are working to change the culture from one that too often said, "if it feels good, do it," to a responsibility society where people know they are accountable for what they do..." (uh, okay George, does accountability include letting months go by before you lift a finger to track down a leak in your own administration that places our National Security at risk?).

"It will be months before the Democrats settle on a candidate, but the election could be close." (Ya think?!!! He must have finally read a newspaper! And what's with the use of "settle?" We're not "settling" on something, were electing the individual who's going to boot you out of the White House!).

"I need the help of friends now." (LOL! I think Cheney, Scooter Libby, and Karl are a little too busy shredding documents and deleting computer files to be of any help to you now George -- you are on your own ... God help us all!).

:kick:

[Ilsa]

1. I got a fundraiser flier from

Poppy's Presidential Library in College Station. I wrote all kinds of nasty shit on it about "Go ask the House of Saud for more money" and then threw it away because I'm paranoid about those assholes sic'ing the IRS on anyone that confronts them.
Bastards. And I was having a nice day. too.

If you send it back, wipe your prints off it.

I still think I want to send * fliers from Community Colleges for enrollment, re-training, etc., when his whistling ass gets canned next November.

[ozymandius]

2. Does it include a "postage paid" envelope?

Mail 'em a brick.

[Field Of Dreams]

9. Yes, postage-paid...

but it also says "your 1st class stamp is an added gift!" :eyes:

[Frodo]

3. Send them a buck!

They'll spend $25 over the next year trying to get more! You'll be on their mailing list (and thus get all the outrageous allegations from inside that you can then share here - and elsewhere if embarassing enough).

[MrScorpio]

4. Great Idea

I'd love to see, from the inside how the Repugs treat their own and what agiprop they use.

[Field Of Dreams]

5. Hmm...interesting idea!

n/t

[tsipple]

8. Oh, I Like That!

Also enclose a note listing a bunch of Democrats who'd like to get on the mailing list, too. "We'd really appreciate hearing from George W. Bush. Please add the following people to your mailing list..."

[T Bone]

7. Never thought of that

That is an idea. I have used the postage paid reply envelope to mail them some pictures from mopaul.com , bartcop.com etc.

Be sure to mark out all the barcoding on that envelope too !!

I wonder if you sent them a list of addresses that you just pull from the phone book. Tell them all these people are friends of yours and would probably like their mailings too.

Get them spending ALL their money on mailings?

[tsipple]

10. You Could Put The Following on the List...

Let's play stupid offshore data entry tricks!

Mr. Chuck Manson
B-33920
4A 3R 14L
P.O. Box 3476
Corcoran, CA 93212
(Charles Manson)

Mr. T. John Kaczynski
04475-046
P.O. Box 8500
Florence, CO 81226
(Ted Kaczynski, a.k.a. the Unabomber)

Mr. John Nambla
P.O. Box 174
Midtown Station
New York, NY 10018
(The North American Man-Boy Love Association)

Mr. Howie Stern
40 West 57th Street
14th Floor
New York, NY 10019
(Howard Stern)

Mr. Terrance McAuliffe
430 S. Capitol St. SE
Washington, DC 20003
(Terry McAuliffe, Democratic National Committee Chairman)

...and so on. I'm sure you can think of others. :evilgrin:

[tsipple]

6. Send a Brick in the Postpaid Envelope

Tell George W. you're an unemployed bricklayer, and you wanted to send him a gift. :evilgrin: