Dear Abby

[LiberalinNC]

DEAR ABBY,

My husband has a long record of money problems. He
runs up huge credit card bills. At the end of the
month, if I try to pay them off, he
shouts at me, saying I am stealing his money. He says
pay the minimum and let our kids worry about the rest,
but already we can hardly keep up with the interest.

He has been so arrogant and abusive toward our
neighbors that most of them no longer speak to us. The
few that do are an odd bunch, to whom he has been
giving a lot of expensive gifts, running up our bills
even more.

Also, he has gotten religious in a big way, although I
don't quite understand it. One week he hangs out with Catholics and the
next with people who say the Pope is the Anti-Christ. And now he has
been going to the gym an awful lot and is into wearing uniforms and
cowboy outfits, and I hate to think what that means.

Finally, the last straw. He's demanding that before
anyone can be in the same room with him, they must sign a loyalty oath.
It's just so horribly creepy!

Can you help?

Signed,

Lost in DC


DEAR LOST:

Stop whining, Laura. You can divorce the jerk any time
you want. The rest of us are stuck with him for four more years!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

1. Baaaahahahahaha!

Well done! :you rock: