Matcom, Where is Matcom?

[AG Al Gonzalez]

Calling Matcom, come in, Matcom.

[JimmyJazz]

1. skinner gave him detention for keeping the hall pass from

miss kitty - seriously.

[matcom]

2. here

right.here.

edit: welcome to DU??!!??

[DrWeird]

3. This should be good.

Who's got the melted butter?

[matcom]

4. ever had butter-salt??

its pretty good you know

*dons :tinfoilhat: *

:shrug:

[DrWeird]

5. The greasy stuff at the bottom of the bowl?

catastrophically delicious.

[matcom]

6. absolutely!!

think i have a secret "admirer"? :evilgrin:

[CatWoman]

7. *ahem*!!!!!

what the fuck is going on here!!!!! :grr:

[DrWeird]

9. Matcom's experimenting with necrophilia.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=user_profiles&u_id=164352

again.

[matcom]

10. they don't twitch as much that way

;)

*ah, fans*

[DrWeird]

12. and they stay stiff longer.

Man, I wish I had some fans.

[matcom]

15. no you don't

the autographs all day every day give me hand-cramps

[matcom]

8. shit

TOMBSTONED already!

and i didn't get to hear his sweet-nothings! x(

[MikeG]

16. There coming at us fast today.

[Lex]

11. It is a shame he couldn't STFU long enough

to get into it with Matcom.

That would've been fun to watch.

[matcom]

13. and here i am with one Scotch in me already!

seems like such a waste now x(

[DrWeird]

14. No kidding.

nt

[Midlodemocrat]

17. You know, I think even the mods

would have been interested in that. How did he know to ask for Matcom? Is Matcom famous outside in the real world? Is the Matcom News thing again?

Maybe he will re-register and ....nah, we'll just get him again.

[matcom]

18. you would be AMAZED at the hate-mail i receive!

:shrug:

i mean i could understand Pitt or something but MOI???? :shrug:

[Midlodemocrat]

19. hate email?

Boy, that is something. Shows you that they truly have nothing better to do.

[matcom]

21. oh, you would be AMAZED!!!

it started when i organized the Boston "flyer protests"

now they think i'm someone "special" :eyes:

how many "C" words can YOU think are derogatory???? :eyes:

[CatWoman]

20. A certain conservative site has whole forums

just for certain DUers.

[matcom]

22. i'm touched!

really :P

[Lex]

23. Man, that would seem like the very definition of being a LOSER

--to worship/obsess over another poster that way.

[MikeG]

24. Ooh! I want a forum! I want a forum!

I know I've pissed them off before.

[Arkana]

25. I just went over there to look at the morons wallowing in their idiocy

and dear God! The whole damn website is set up because the webmasters have something against Skinner! What, was he a troll that got banned?

To CUers:
They bitch about being banned. Read the rules, boneheads! Nothing gives you the right to waste the bandwidth of a private website. If Skinner wanted to turn DU into a shithole, he'd allow you in!

[Midlodemocrat]

26. Are you serious?

(Also, could you remove that website from your subject?)Thanks.

I have only been over there once, it made me sick, but now I have to check it out.

[CatWoman]

27. yep

and I hope the change is satisfactory.

[Midlodemocrat]

28. It's fine. Thanks.

I appreciate your doing that. That site apparently exists only to make fun of DU. Brilliant, huh?